Let The Conspiracy Theories Began

jessica-sad.jpgConflicting reports are starting to show up on the web regarding the non-surprising breakup of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Why not? Anything non-Michael Jackson related is welcome around these parts. I assumed the blowup between Romo and Simpson was related to her intense desire to get remarried. Turns out there might be more going on behind the scenes, depending on which news source you decide to believe...

Theory one: ["It was a long time coming, he hasn't really been into her and the relationship for awhile, but stayed together because he didn't want to look like a jerk for not having a better reason to break it off," said our source. "And she's trying to save face by saying that it's because of their busy schedules."]

I don't think it makes him look like less of a jerk by finally breaking off the relationship the night before her birthday. What's one more event or two if you haven't been into the relationship for ages? Moving on. Speaking of which, sounds like what Tony must have said to Jess... 

Theory two: [Another inside source said that Jessica's manager/father Joe Simpson's meddling ways most likely took its toll on the relationship, which is the reason why they split the first time fourteen months ago. We're told Joe promised he'd take a step back when the couple reunited but he was still too involved in his daughter's private life.]

Joe. Simpson. Is. Gross. Entirely possible this played a large role in Romo's decision to end the troubled relationship. Jessica needs to breakup with her father, that's what really needs to happen - she'd be much better off. 

Theory three: [Sources claim Romo called it off with Jessica after he found text messages from John Mayer on her phone! An insider says after Romo flew in on Thursday for her birthday bash, "They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic. Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it."]

I have mixed feelings on this one. John could be looking for an easy hookup and might assume he could lure Jessica back. That also might explain the abruptly poor timing of the breakup. We may never known who it was on the grassy knoll - but we will get to the bottom of this C list breakup, I promise you!

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