Trouble in paradise? Say it isn't so. Alright, enough with the quaint song lyrics. Let's get to the dirt! Apparently all is not well underneath the flimsy exterior of Fergie and Josh Duhamel's 6 month old marriage. Perhaps Josh has realized Fergie's face will continue to melt as she ages? I always thought they were an odd match - and it turns out they might be finding that out for themselves first hand. Details: "[Josh] is a traditional guy, and he wants a family," the friend said. "[Fergie] doesn't seem capable of slowing down long enough to really consider children," the friend added. "She's the toast of the music world... and has an incredibly hectic schedule touring, recording and performing. There aren't enough hours in the day for everything she wants to do. Plus, she's a major partier."
A recent incident at Cinespace brought the couple's issues into the forefront, a source told the Enquirer. "Fergie looked so drunk that night that she was basically throwing up as her security team escorted her out through the kitchen," the source said. "She'd been pounding back vodka and tequila. Josh was nowhere to be seen that night. You'd never think she was a newly married woman!"
"Fergie is completely caught up in being a rock star... Josh
is still madly in love with her, and she loves him. But Josh wants Fergie to
grow up."]
I'm glad this "close friend" has so much insight into the private lives of the newlyweds! I would suggest that Fergie get pregnant immediately. Have we learned nothing from the mistakes of Jennifer Aniston's union to Brad Pitt? Get with child and lock down your dude down, pronto. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it! I don't want Josh to be swept away by a sexy costar with claws. Megan Fox, I'm looking to you.
[Photo Credit: They certainly look happy enough!]
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