In keeping with the Z-list wedding news: Lee Lee Sobieski is engaged. Lee Lee will be getting hitched to menswear designer Adam Kimmel. I love announcements like that: he's not simply Adam Kimmel. He's menswear designer Adam Kimmel, thank you very much. What the fuck does it matter? He'll still be married to a Helen Hunt lookalike. I don't particularly have anything against Lee Lee, but she looks like a young Helen Hunt. And I can't stand Helen, at any age. Hunt makes me want to poke sticks in my eyes, just to avoid looking at her. If I wanted to see a forehead that big I'd go to the freakin' drive-in. Jack Nicholson spoke the truth about his onetime co-star; she just ain't sexy. Anyways, congrats to Lee Lee and good luck to Adam!
In keeping with the Z-list wedding news: Lee Lee Sobieski is engaged. Lee Lee will be getting hitched to menswear designer Adam Kimmel. I love announcements like that: he's not simply Adam Kimmel. He's menswear designer Adam Kimmel, thank you very much. What the fuck does it matter? He'll still be married to a Helen Hunt lookalike. I don't particularly have anything against Lee Lee, but she looks like a young Helen Hunt. And I can't stand Helen, at any age. Hunt makes me want to poke sticks in my eyes, just to avoid looking at her. If I wanted to see a forehead that big I'd go to the freakin' drive-in. Jack Nicholson spoke the truth about his onetime co-star; she just ain't sexy. Anyways, congrats to Lee Lee and good luck to Adam!
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