Now I Get It

Thumbnail image for orlando-miranda-couple.jpgThe Daily Mail recently ran a story claiming that Orlando Bloom wasn't coming back to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr. When I read the assertions of The Daily Mail, I was skeptical. Hadn't Bloom's Pirates character, Will Turner, already run his course? Yes, he has! Isn't Orlando an international movie star? Yes, he is! Why would he need to spend more time with his young gal pal, who he surely has on the hook? I thought the story sounded like rubbish, as the Brits like to say. Then I saw these photos (NSFW) of Miranda on assignment and I was like, "You know, they're probably right."

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