Oh, if only it were the world according to the National Enquirer. What fun we'd all have! If this were the case, Brad would really, finally, be ready to split with Angie. As it stands, in reality, I kind of doubt it. Not that I'd mind - I think she's ruined Brad - but we've been hearing variations of this rumor for years. Only this time there are allegedly lawyers in the mix. Check it out: [Brad Pitt has been having top-secret meetings with his
lawyers, as his relationship with Angelina Jolie continues to crumble, it has
been claimed. According the National Enquirer, Pitt apparently used his
recent trip to the West Coast to hold a series of meetings with his attorneys.
"Brad is totally done with the stress of feeling miserable and is taking steps
to get his life back on track," a source told the tabloid. "He realizes that
he's happier alone, when Angie's not around to criticize him and wear him down
with her constant demands. He's been meeting up with his buddies as well as his
lawyers, to get all the options that are available to him in the event of a
permanent split. Many of his business associates are close personal friends as
well as advisers, so Brad normally spends hours with them and his private life
usually enters into those discussions. Brad always smiles when he talks about
his kids -- but he's not so cheerful these days when Angie's name is mentioned."]
Wow, that source sure is knowledgeable! Is that source's name "In Jennifer Aniston's Dreams" by chance? I assume that Brad and Angelina will split one day. It will be unfortunate, due to all the kids involved, but I think Jolie is ultimately too volatile. Or maybe it's wishful thinking on my part. I just really get a kick out of the vision of the scramble when it's finally announced that Brad Pitt is single again. There's going to be some overbooked estheticians and pubic hair technicians that day! Every women will be running for bikini wax, in their bid to claim the ultimate prize...
[Photo Credit: Don't get too confident ladies, Angie's still guarding her booty call.]
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