Now You're Just Teasing Me

["I think it's fun storytelling, but there's very little truth to any of it," the singer told PEOPLE at a party at Dusk at the Caesars Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City Saturday night. "I certainly have heard about her breakup and I wish her the best, as I've always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say." So has he reached out to his ex-wife since her sudden split with Tony Romo? "I haven't talked to her in probably two years," Lachey says. "I wish her happiness. That's where it pretty much ends."]

But how will he regain his time in the spotlight? Oh, he's got that covered. Don't you worry - Nick Lachey is a man with a plan. How will he revitalize his career? By releasing an album! 

[Lachey has been focusing on his music lately. His new album, Coming up for Air, will be released this October, and the first single will come out next month. "It's reflective of a lot of different sides of me. It's still pop but it's a little more produced. It's weird because music has changed so much, and as you get older, you have to see where the music scene is going but at the same time be true to who you are. I can't really go out and do what I used to do, it's just a different game."]

That's hilarious! He makes it sound like he's getting ready to do an album full of show tunes. I kicked off my day by dropping and breaking a bottle of purple nail polish on a yellow tiled bathroom floor. I asked myself, "Why has the world succeeded in sticking it's collective fist up my anus before I've even had coffee?" Believe me, scorching your nostrils via getting up close and personal with a bottle of nail polish remover is not something you want for yourself. I was feeling pretty pissed off. But then I read about Nick Lachey and now I'm suddenly full of laughter. 

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