[When you have three kids, you've got to take your
opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this
year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started
kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed
the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.]
Really? You missed the red carpet for the freakin' Oscars because you couldn't keep your hands off each other? And you were willing to go nearly nude (in the face area) on the biggest industry night of the year - after surely spending hours and hours to get ready - because Will looked at you in a certain way? I'm sure Will is a fantastic lover with a mile long cock but nothing - and I mean nothing - can convince me that these two fame whores were willing to show up at the Academy Awards looking less than perfect. And, as it's been pointed out on nearly every other celebrity-based blog: if you constantly have to remind us how awesome your sex life is, how great can it be?
[Photo Credit: Jada kinda looks like Mel B here. Maybe they like dress up and role play! I'm sure we'll hear about if they do...]

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