I just received this press release. Most are pretty boring, but every once in awhile there's one that's just too funny and I'm compelled to share. In need of a job? I might have the opportunity for you: [The contest, located at www.OnlineBootyCall.com/contest,
will run from July 1 until October 31 of this year. Contestants must submit up
to 5 pictures and answer 3 brief questions by July 31st in order to enter the
competition. There are only 8 more days to enter the contest before the
elimination voting rounds begin. The winner will receive a $50,000 modeling
contract and will participate in OBC promotions and events around the country.
More than a cosmetic makeover for the site, the New Face of OBC winner will
personify the hip and edgy lifestyle of the OBC brand.]
I'm personally thinking this might be the perfect chance for Paris Hilton to expand her franchise, in a manner of speaking. Perhaps Hayden Panettiere might like to throw her hat in the ring? She's legal now! Hey Rubenstein, maybe Jon Gosselin needs a new job - he sure seems anxious to spread himself around. The possibilities are indeed endless! Who's your pick to be the face of OBC? Come on now, don't be shy!
[Photo Credit: Hey Jon Gosselin if you'd let me represent you, you'd be in this photo instead of just salivating over it. Send your check or money order to: I'm happy to take your cash, douchbag. PO Box 666]
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