You might want to buy your teen a box of condoms if you're heading to San Diego's Comic Con - word has it it's going to be pretty wild. The convergence of Avatar and Twilight fans all in one place at one time - with hormones. Holy Hell. Here are some details, via Gawker, in case your having difficulty conceiving this notion:
[A source working at Comic Con tells us that organizers are purposefully putting Avatar events far from Twilight events because they fear a melee between the Fanboys and TweenGirls. What is Avatar about? No one really knows! But what we do know (or at have at least heard) is that Cameron has rejected eight different versions of a promotional trailer. So the Sci-Fi enthusiasts (who generally carry the Y-chromosome) savage from their diet of Cheetos and Red Bull will be aggressively gobbling up all things Avatar. Should they get in the way of estrogen frenzied vamp girls, there will be mayhem.]
This is when I'm glad I don't have kids. This is also when I'm glad I don't live in San Diego at the moment, or anyplace crawling with lustful teens. They always snag the last Red Bull and give you dirty looks.
[Photo Credit: Rumor has it that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be at Comic Con, adding to the frenzy!]
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