Shit, I Thought It Was Rug Burn

sienna-miller-black-dress-wikipedia.jpgWhat I assumed must have been rug burn from a serious romp in the hay with her latest conquest turned out to be a work injury. Silly me! Sienna Miller suffered a burn between her breasts during the filming of G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra. I'm still unconvinced it wasn't from a vigorous rubbing of a penis, but however she wants to spin it is fine with me. It's a shame because, from all accounts, that movie is set to be a big flop so she actually would have been better off receiving it from a sex act. Ah, I continue to digress. Here are the details

[While filming her role as the Baroness in "G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra", Sienna Miller has suffered a burn to her cleavage. She reportedly had gotten too close to a controlled explosion. Of the incident, she said, "Luckily it wasn't my breasts, it was the bit in-between. It got a bit burnt when an explosion got a bit close." She was wearing a black leather catsuit when the incident happened. She added, "I won't be wearing one again. Squeezing myself into that with the aid of talcum powder every day for five months was more than enough. I could barely move in it anyway."]

Too close to a controlled explosion while wearing a leather catsuit? Isn't that called a normal Saturday night?

[Photo Credit: No burn between the breasts here.]

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