Sounds Like An Interesting Job

Is it a publicist's job to take money from any douchebag who walks in off the street? Because if so, I can do that! Jon Gosselin has hired the high-powered NYC PR firm, Rubenstein. Apparently the check has already been cashed - when asked about his "relationship" with Star magazine reporter Kate Majors he replied, "You'll have to call Rubenstein." Really? We can't surmise for ourselves that Kate #2 is crazy? Let me tell you that said PR firm also represents Donald Trump, David Letterman, Alex Rodriguez (A-Roid) and Christie Brinkley. You know, people who have actually done something with their lives, who all have talent and actually need representation. Yes, I'm even including The Donald in that group. Jon? He's helped some lady with a toilet brush for a hairdo shit out a bunch of cute kids. What's next on his list? I'll guess we'll have to call Rubenstein to find out!