Splitsville

You could see this coming from a mile away. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are said to have finally split up for good. The couple reportedly got in yet another fight over Jessica's expectations to get engaged - because that's always a good sign! This time the spat allegedly took place the night before her Ken & Barbie themed birthday bash, forcing her to cancel the party. That's certainly bad timing - nothing spells "danger" like a breakup with a big pink cake in the house! I wouldn't be at all surprised if this story were true. Tony's run hot and cold through the entire relationship. Bending to pressure from his teammates, along with rumors of infidelity on his part don't really equal true love. I've got to say that Jessica should be a poster child for the non-purity ring cause. She was a virgin when she wed, but no one can skip the steps of life. Instead of dating, sleeping around and getting her heart broken before she got hitched she's now forced to do so after that fact. I'm sure she'd rather be married, but she's living life in reverse.