Russell Brand, the U.K. comedian and noted "ladies man", claims that none other than Lindsay Lohan tried to hit on him at Diddy's recent 4th of July bash - but he turned her down. Here are a few details: ["Lindsay is a very good looking girl and she is used to
getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he
doesn't want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy
drinking a turn-off. It's not like he is short of female attention anyway."]
Kind of sounds like irony to me, given that could have once described Brand himself! Meanwhile, Russell claims he's ready to settle down. Clearly considering Lindsay for that role is not an option. More:
["I'm fed up with having fling after fling - I'm looking for
The One," he said. "I haven't found love yet because I've been looking in the
wrong places all these years. Now I'm desperately seeking her. I'm a bit
worried, as it will be difficult for them. They will have to tolerate my
insanity and madness. I want someone who will take care of me. They will have to be a nice down-to-earth girl who will look after me. It will
be a tough job for her but I'm looking hard now."]
Wow. Hear that ladies? The "world-renowned swordsman" who's put his dick into everything that moves and who also happens to be a former drug addict is looking for someone to take care of him! Try not to hurt each other in the scramble to reach Brand. He'll make his decision in his own sweet time.
[Photo Credit: Simply irresistible.]
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