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jared-kushner-ivanka-trump.jpgIvanka Trump is engaged! But not just any old engaged - she's getting ready to wed a billionaire.  He must really love her if he's prepared to take on The Donald as a father in law. Here are the deets

[Ivanka Trump got engaged to her longtime beau Jared Kushner last night. "I'm very happy about it," Donald Trump tells Usmagazine.com. "They make a magnificent couple." The couple have been dating since 2007. They briefly split, but reconciled in July 2008. Trump, a vice president at the Trump Organization, converted to Judaism for Kushner, the publisher of the New York Observer.]

Jared is a Harvard grad. Prior to his admission, his father donated $2.5 million to the university. Well, that's an interesting coincidence. Prior to my admission to college, my folks handed me a card that said, "Keep in touch." There are some serious similarities here. It's starting to creep me out. Here's a bit more, courtesy of Wikipedia

[In July 2006, at age 25, Kushner paid $10 million to purchase The New York Observer, a weekly newspaper popular with New York's well-educated elite.]

That's so weird. I paid some bucks and started my own website. I think the billionaire and I are simpatico. Ivanka Trump has stolen my man! Oh, it's a New York style bitch-fight now.

[Photo Credit: Well, they are a cute couple. I might let this one slide.]

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