I guess I missed out big when I forewent watching Paris Hilton's turn on Kathy Griffin's "My Life On The D-List" - apparently she busted out with some sage advice. Here are the details, via Evil Beet: [Paris decides, with no leading on the part of Kathy, to
weigh in on the very pressing issue of blow jobs: "I never do that. My mom
always taught me, 'Only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things
like that.'"]
Needless to say, Paris is a hypocrite, as well as a fucking liar. Click here for proof, as if you need it, and please note the link is NSFW. Evil Beet makes some great points on the issue both here and here. I love it that Paris thinks she can erase history! Clearly there was some dick sucking going on in her infamous sex tape, so by her logic that makes her ugly? I think we have the answer to that question! It seems Kathy Hilton also taught her daughters to be nasty bitches. What a lovely family. My mom taught me to always wear sunscreen and to not pick up the habit of smoking cigarettes and I've adhered to that, so to each her own. Rock on, Paris! Perhaps she and Megan Fox can get together and talk about their bullshit conflicting quotes. It would be a blast to read the fallout of that meeting.
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