The world's most famous non-mother has been given a parenting award. That's right - Jennifer Aniston has been presented with an "Outstanding Media Award" by iParenting. Why not just tie her to a post and beat her? Better yet, use flashcards of Brangelina's kids and see if she can name them all. Details: [Jennifer Aniston isn't a parent, but she's winning an award
for being one. We know what you're thinking, huh?! Jen recently narrated a
children's book, Loukoumi's Good Deeds, with her father John Aniston,
iParenting was so impressed by her they gave her a Media Award in the 2009
"Outstanding" category. The children's book is based on a true story about a
cleaning lady named Daisy who worked in the same office as author Nick
Katsoris. Daisy, voiced by Aniston, gives Nick a pair of gold cuff links
because he says "good morning" to her every day, reports Us Weekly. She may not have much experience in the parenting
department, but during a recent poll conducted by AOL-sponsored ParentDish.com,
most moms agreed that they would rather have Jen babysit their kids than
Angelina Jolie.]
I do appreciate the irony that most mothers would rather leave their children with Jennifer - despite the fact that Angelina is a mother of six. I guess they don't want their husbands stolen either! Jen, curl up with Norman (Aniston's dog) and make your self a martini - you deserve it!
[Photo Credit: Leave me your children. I'll give them back, I promise.]
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