Oh, Jessica! Who knew she had it in her? Apparently the real question is who hasn't she had in her? I'm not sure if this is rumor or fact - but I'm literally praying this is true. Jessica Simpson is said to be earning a big paycheck for a very revealing tell-all, and it turns out she has a lot to tell! Details: [Jessica Simpson is planning to write a multi-million dollar
tell-all, which will spill details about her ex-boyfriends and her "love
luggage" - her weight. Tony Romo liked her to dress up as a cheerleader, but with
garter belts, stockings and high heels. And he'd bring food into the bedroom. John Mayer would talk baby talk in bed and was always
begging her to experiment - he wanted her to go to sex parties "just to look." Jess might reveal how she fell for Dane Cook while filming
Employee Of The Month "when he made her laugh so hard he made her pee her pants
on the set." And! A source says: "She'll probably write about one wild
night she had with Jude Law in New York, and how close she came to being his
baby mama."]
Good lord! That's what she said - back in the day when she was an engaged virgin. I agree with Celebitchy: if you're gonna put it all out there, please also spill the beans about Johnny Knoxville. Jesus, that guy is hot. Adam Levine from Maroon Five? Well, she was probably depressed from her divorce so I'll give her a pass on that account. I didn't realize Jessica was in a race with Paris Hilton for "Most Random Hookups." Very impressive. Looks like it was worth saving herself... I'll bet Nick (Lachey) really appreciates all those years of blue ballin' it!
[Photo Credit: No wonder she's smiling!]
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