Good Morning!

I recently posted about Jessica Simpson's rather active extra-curricular love life. The former virgin has allegedly hosted the likes of John Mayer, Dane Cook, Adam Levine, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Magera, Tony Romo and Jude Law. That's a decent amount of bone for a girl who was once saving herself for marriage. I'm just saying. Anyways - in the midst of all this news, I forgot to mention a very salient and salacious detail: John Mayer has nude photos of Jessica. Not only that, he loves to show them off to his friends. John - synonymous with pimp class. Think about this: John has nude photos, Dane made her pee on set, Jude's sperm barely missed it's mark and Tony shuttled her around the bedroom in a garter clad cheerleader's uniform. This is all since her divorce was finalized in June of 2006.