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Thumbnail image for jon-gosselin-on-vacation.jpgWhat better way to wrap up the summer than by having a fling with Jon Gosselin in Vegas? I can't think of a sexier hookup - unless you could snag Kevin Federline. Jon will be joining the ranks of "celebrities" hosting Sin City pool parties - because that seems like the appropriate job for an absent father of eight. Details, via Bitten & Bound

[Wet Republic at MGM Grand has arranged to have the father of eight on hand to serve as guest host at the trendy poolside party on August 29. Gosselin won't have to work too hard for his paycheck.  There will be a dj on hand to keep the tunes flowing. Jon will simply have to chat it up with the bikini crowd and occasionally take the microphone to interact with his peeps, who will be lounging, frolicking in the pool, and hanging in the surrounding cabanas. Who knows, if it works out, he might become a regular fixture as a party host.  Something tells us TLC won't be bringing a film crew to catch that action. We're just saying... The reality show dad plans to stick around Sin City in order to attend the fashion trade show MAGIC, where he is likely to hook up with his new business BFF Christian Audigier, who owns the famous fashion line Ed Hardy. The trade show runs from August 31-September 2.]

This could work out great for his next skanky hookup. There should be loads of ladies to choose from - and, if the mood strikes, he could get hitched again real easily. Or at least lead another "lady" on until they reach the chapel. Can't wait to check out the clothes - those are gonna be not hot!

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