Oh, Madonna! I'd totally forgotten about her relationship with Jesus Luz. She must have sensed our fascination was waning - we've been reminded, just in the nick of time. Sigh. [MADONNA says Jesus Luz is "the love of her life". The singer praised the 22-year-old Brazilian model in a
speech at her 51st birthday party in Portofino, Italy, on Sunday before running
across the room to passionately kiss him. As friends looked on, Madonna gushed: "He's the love of my
life. He has been so strong around me. I can't thank him enough." The next morning, the couple looked blissfully happy as they
boarded a luxury yacht with Madonna's children - Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight,
Mercy, four, and David, three. As the children relaxed on the deck, Madge and her lover
frolicked in the ocean, with Madonna - whose ex-husband is British director Guy
Ritchie - shunning a skimpy bikini in favour of a basketball uniform emblazoned
with her name. An onlooker said: "She and Jesus looked madly in love and it
was great to see her looking so happy. They just looked like any normal family
enjoying a holiday together."]
Madge, I'm sick of your game. Reinvention is one thing - flat out lying is another. No wonder you and Gwyneth Paltrow are so tight - both of you seem to assume that yer shit don't stink. I'm sure Guy Ritchie is thrilled to have wasted a decade with you...
[Photo Credit: Jesus sheds tears for Guy Ritchie.]
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