Tom Cruise. Little. Action. Hands. Five words that go very well together. I should have added 'alone.' Who's following in his footsteps? Apparently good old Ryan Seacrest! Click here for photos of Ryan standing on a box to gain some height. He's trying to claim that he's 5'10'' - but I'm guessing not even lifts would get him there. Maybe he should tuck a million dollars in the heel of each shoe - he may not be tall, but he's got cash to spare. I guess it all 'evens out.' It seems only appropriate that Ryan get ribbed a little here - it's the very least of what he deserves for for inflicting the Kardashian sisters upon the world!
Tom Cruise. Little. Action. Hands. Five words that go very well together. I should have added 'alone.' Who's following in his footsteps? Apparently good old Ryan Seacrest! Click here for photos of Ryan standing on a box to gain some height. He's trying to claim that he's 5'10'' - but I'm guessing not even lifts would get him there. Maybe he should tuck a million dollars in the heel of each shoe - he may not be tall, but he's got cash to spare. I guess it all 'evens out.' It seems only appropriate that Ryan get ribbed a little here - it's the very least of what he deserves for for inflicting the Kardashian sisters upon the world!
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