I have big, big love for Chelsea Handler. She's the touchstone. If I ever think I've gone over the top, I think of Chelsea and know there's no way I've even touched the limits. On to Kevin Federline, because that's always a great transition. A lot of people have thought it, but no one has put it quite as perfectly as Ms. Handler. Details: [K-Fed has reportedly been approached by the company EP-2 to
endorse its weight-loss product. There's an offer out to him for $2.5 million
dollars. I'm starting to think K-Fed has us all fooled and is actually a
genius. He was a backup dancer and he managed to marry a rich crazy person he
could later leave and still get money from. Now he has the chance to get
millions simply from becoming a big fat-ass. That Jared guy from Subway had
better watch his back: There's a smarter, and fatter, sandwich lover on the
scene.]
I don't know if he's that smart, but he is that hungry! Heh, heh. I don't know how he's done it, but one thing he's brilliant at is good luck. How did this guy hit the jackpot? Forever a mystery...
[Photo Credit: Lookin' good, big boy.]
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