My Titties Say "Cease And Desist!"

ashley-greene-main-wikipedia.jpgAshley Greene is really cute. Ashley Greene is also about to receive a lot more attention. She's embroiled in a nude scandal, with a twist. There are, apparently, naked pictures of the actress floating around. In a refreshing move, though she's taken them, she's not gonna show 'em. Vanessa Hudgens, are you listening? Details

[Fresh faced TCA winner Ashley Greene pulls out the big legal guns to shut distrib of naughty nude pix circulating on the net.

The morning after winning the Teen Choice Awards, raunchy images of the naked Twilight starlet, 22,  began circulating in cyberspace - the same day she was caught lip locking  Gossip Girl hunk Chace Crawford in the back seat of a car at LAX. The steamy pix which include a full frontal body shot was immediately given a cease-and- desists salvo by Greene's rep: "The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed. Our client intends to take legal action."]

How about if your client hadn't taken the nude photos at all? There's a start! There's nothing wrong with gettin' naked and posing to your hearts desire - but don't be surprised if they end up in the wrong hands. Especially if you're a celebrity. Sage, obvious advice. You're welcome. Of course, there's something even more obvious going on - the requisite blushing starlet with nude photos who's suddenly getting a ton of press. Only the public is getting ripped off - a media blitz, sans breasts. Not fair, Ashley! If you're gonna play the game, really play the game.

[Photo Credit: Show me your tits!]

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