Who needs friends when you've got a pal like Ken Paves? Jessica Simpson was out on the town last night to celebrate her longtime hairdresser/friend's birthday. That's all well and good - unfortunately the duo decided to get trashed and were promptly caught up in a swarm of paparazzi. That's not so good! Jessica Simpson should really consider staying home until she feels better. More: [Ken has clearly swooped in to save the day since Jessica has
become single again, and is playing the part of the fun gay friend who makes
you forget you just got dumped. The dynamic duo hit the town last night in
celebration of Ken's birthday and went to Beso, which last time we checked, was
a restaurant, not a night club! But Jess must have been hitting the bottle hard
last night, because she needed a little help walking out when she and Ken
decided to call it a night. The paparazzi swarmed Jess, who looked a little
worse for wear as she stumbled into their waiting car.]
I'd say Jess is currently living every girl's nightmare. I'm really feeling kinda bad for her. Click here for photos of Simpson's revelry last night - she's truly looking shitfaced. What's worse? She's going to wake up with a wicked hangover and Tony Romo is still going to be hating her. Not even tequila can make that man's no class nasty behavior go away.
[Photo Credit: Jessica in happier days.]
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