Do you think there's a chance I could date Jon Gosselin? I don't know if I'm trashy enough, but I could try! Apparently Jon's been sticking it everywhere he can and this week is no different. It's currently come to light that Jon recently pulled a "Jude Law" by sleeping with his kid's nanny. Actually Jon and Jude have a lot in common - both are aging douchebags with receding hairlines who like 'em young. Perhaps Gosselin should reach out to Law - it would certainly be a step up from current bestie, Michael Lohan. Dirty deeds: [Jon hired a babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, for his children,
so that he could party it up with Hailey Glassman/Kate Major. Well, sneaky old
Jonny boy was banging the babysitter, too!
She's not just any ordinary babysitter, either. She's also a cocktail waitress at Jon's favorite dive in Pennsylvania, Legends. What a co-inky-dink! Jon was spotted emerging from the babysitter's quarters, then shortly thereafter, she emerged wearing the outfit she came home in, the night before.]
Dang! Jon was definitely not getting laid in the holy union that was his marriage. He sure seems ready to make up for lost time! Remember when he was just a sweet father in a polo shirt? Oh, how things have changed...
[Photo Credit: Jon sneaking out after allegedly doing the babysitter. This guy is 100% class!]
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