Avril Lavigne is divorcing Derek Whibley (lead singer of Sum 41), according to MSNBC. And I don't know what's more surprising, the actual story or that MSNBC is so keen on reporting it.However, it makes more sense when MSNBC attributes its sources as Us Weekly, where a source claimed, "She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on." The source added, "Divorce papers will be filed any day now."
And by "leaving," this, of course, means that Lavigne kicked Whibley out of their $9.5 million estate in Bel-Air. And this divorce may be coming from the endless amounts of pictures of Lavigne partying like it was Rush Week for her sorority of single ladies. And then, furthermore, a source or a representative or some random person said that Whibley is reportedly "crushed."
You feel bad for the guy, right? And Lavigne seems kind of awful in this, right?
Well, in related news, Perez Hilton still sucks. The website's title for this story was "Avril Lavigne Dumps Fugface" and has referred to him as a Z-List celebrity as the divorce rumors spread. The hyperactive insensitivity of Perez Hilton is so forced and obnoxious that it's almost cartoonish. Seriously, the only difference between Perez Hilton and Nelson from The Simpsons is that Nelson is 1) funny, 2) tough, and 3) at some point, even someone smart (Lisa) actually likes him as a person.
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