I knew we wouldn't be bereft of ridiculous claims from Megan Fox for very long. She's back in full-force to promote Jennifer's Body and, per usual, she's got a lot to say. This time she's finally revealed what most of us already suspected - girlfriend has got a frickin' screw loose. More: [The Transformers star admits she has struggled with mental
health problems since her youth, and, although she hasn't been officially
diagnosed, she is convinced she shows symptoms of the serious psychiatric
condition, which often torments suffers with auditory hallucinations, paranoid
delusions and social dysfunction. The 23 year old reveals she has spent years meticulously
studying the life of movie legend Marilyn Monroe, who died of a drug overdose
at the age of 36 - because she fears her own problems may lead her to a similar
end. She tells Wonderland magazine, "I basically read every book
ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I
constantly struggle with the idea that I think I'm a borderline personality -
or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't
pinpointed what it is."]
Whatever Megan is "struggling" with be rest assured that she got it first and has it worse than you. Yeah, I hear Munchhausen syndrome is a bitch. I have a Masters in Counseling Psychology so I feel confident in helping Fox pinpoint her mental problem - she's got a serious case of Idiocracy. Let's hope it's not fatal.
[Photo Credit: A might pretty body for a bullshit factory.]
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