"I think that's too big of a question to take on right now," Demi said when asked the secret to her successful marriage. "I like to look at where I am in the present moment as being the highlight."
Despite trying not to plan for the future, Demi -- who has three daughter with ex-husband Bruce Willis -- recently admitted she and Ashton have discussed having children of their own one day. "Why not? Everything is possible! We have so much to live for, and obviously one of them is to have a child. I'm very enthusiastic about all the possibilities that living together gives us.]
What were we talking about? Oh, Demi "I've Got Mine" Moore is still shoveling the shit and Ashton Kutcher is still eating it. She must have a vagina lined with gold - or a wallet.
"Well, I promised Gabe if 'Good Girls Go Bad' went platinum, I would let him pick a tattoo to put on me," Wentz said in a statement. "A man with such humble beginnings, of course, chose a self-portrait." As a result, there is now a permanent mark on Wentz's calf that features Saporta's face and the inscription "Gabey Baby Made Me Go Bad."
This is merely the latest shot in the public prank war that has been going on between Wentz and Saporta for months. Last month at the MTV Video Music Awards, Wentz wore a T-shirt that revealed Saporta's phone number, and while he was unable to reveal all the digits on the live broadcast, Saporta's number still got out there, forcing him to change it.
Saporta struck back a few weeks ago at Los Premios MTV, where he announced Wentz's e-mail address (in Spanish!) during the broadcast.
For those keeping score at home, Saporta is definitely in the lead, though according to Wentz, there may still be more to come. "I held through with the bet," Wentz said. "But let's see if Gabe holds through with his end of the bet if Hot Mess goes gold."]
This stunt is about as original as their bands. Enough said.
[Photo Credit: This is what Twitter is good for!]
"They love sex!" a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. "They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents." Still, Hudson, 30, is aware of Rodriguez's playboy rep: During his five-year marriage to wife Cynthia, he stepped out with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse; another fling recalls portraits of the slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed.
She won't have to worry about him straying, pals tells Us: "She's with him every second," says a source. Another adds that Rodriguez, 34, has confided that Hudson means more to him than Madonna, whom he dated after his 2008 split with wife Cynthia, and that "Kate is changing him for the better." How so? "He's less of a jerk," jokes the pal. "He's also more free-spirited."]
Well, yeah - just about anyone would allow him to feel more "free spirited" than Madonna! I'm sure Kate means more to A-Rod because he gets more. Yep, rocket scientist right here.
According to an English friend who has recently returned from visiting the pair in Boston, where they have relocated while Cruise works on his film Wichita, the cause of irritation between the two is the star's "insistence" on having another baby.
I'm told: "They are arguing a lot because Tom feels he is getting on in age [he's 47] and he thinks Katie owes it to him and Suri to get pregnant. He says he would be in his 60s while the child was young and that's still just about OK to share in the child's life.
"Katie feels Tom is more wound up about this than he's ever been and relations between them are at a really tricky stage. She's only 30 and she's not sure about having another baby right now but then she feels guilty about Suri being an only child, especially as she grew up in a big family herself."
Fuelling the tension between the couple, who have been married three years, are comments made, albeit unwittingly, by their mutual chum Cameron Diaz, who is also staying in Boston for the filming of Wichita.
Adds my source: "Cameron is besotted with Suri and innocently said to Tom in front of Katie how nice it would be for her to have a sibling to play with. She didn't know what a hot potato the subject is between the two and after Cameron left their house they had another argument."]
Or did Tom put Cammie up to it? I could see her doing a favor for her old friend. And I buy that Cruise is wily enough to use a third party to help get his point across! I think Katie knows she'll be even more stuck if she conceives another child - and I'm sure the fact that a second sibling is allegedly a contractual obligation doesn't really light her fire. I think Holmes signed her life away and is now regretting the moment pen struck paper. It'll be a lot easier to bolt with one kid when her time is up...
If what he wrote in his diary was true, so much for that whole "How dare you, I'm gay!" excuse. Kapoor and psychiatrist Khristine Eroshevich, who along with Howard K. Stern are facing charges of facilitating Smith's drug habit, have both been accused of having inappropriate contact with their patient.
Investigator Jon Genens said on the stand that he believed this entry, dated June 13, 2005, was the only mention of Smith in Kapoor's journal, which had entries dated between 1999 and 2005.]
It turns out that she probably can ruin him, posthumously no less. Either way, it doesn't sound like there was much unbiased support in helping Anna Nicole stay sober.
[Photo Credit: RIP, Anna.]
But Duhamel's rep insists the story is bogus... "This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity," Duhamel's rep said in a statement released this afternoon. "This story is absolutely ridiculous."
Forrester, who reportedly goes by the name "Delilah" when she is working at a nude club called Tattletales Lounge, claims Duhamel introduced himself as "J.D." and said he was in town making a porn movie.
Earlier today, E! Online was contacted by a rep for an Atlanta-area attorney claiming he was representing a stripper who was interested in "compensation" for details about an alleged hotel tryst she had with Duhamel. "Our client has taken a polygraph regarding this incident and passed," an email from the attorney's office reads.]
Hmmm... The National Enquirer has indeed broken a few juicy stories that have turned out to be true, but I don't think is one of them. I could be wrong, of course. I wouldn't have assumed Eric Dane was capable of a "nude tape" - and look what happened there! Josh, by all accounts, has always seemed totally crazy about Fergie. It's an odd match, but it appears to work for them. Who knows? Maybe he had to get so drunk to stand working with Katherine Heigl that he had a slip in judgement. I'm sure we'll find out more soon!
Meg tried dumbing down how friggin' recognizable she is by donning a hat, but that didn't really help--the crowd and crew knew that glossy-lipped face anywhere, and proceeded to take pics of her on their cameras and cell phones.
And how did Brian defend his ladylove from the constant shutterbugs? By literally jumping out of every photo. One source present on the scare site tells us, "Every time somebody wanted to take a photo of Meg, Brian would jump right out of the frame so they wouldn't be seen together."
A hayride ain't a red carpet, so we're not buying an excuse of Green graciously stepping out of the way so his honey could soak up the spotlight. Does Brian really not want us to know he and Meg are dating again? Because we already spotted the two of them backstage at the Scream Awards, lunching in the Valley, and smooching at the SNL after-party.]
I don't think public perception of whether or not she's single is going to stop her career. People think she's hot regardless of who she goes home to at night. If anything would mess up her Tinseltown experience, it would be the constant shit-talking! Keep in mind that this is the girl who compared her boss to Hitler and she's still working. I don't think loving up a former cast member of Beverly Hills 90210 is going to harm anything at this point! Enjoy yourselves, kids.
On the runtime for the film:â€¨"This one is not going to be that long. It's like condensed soup. [It's] different, and adventure and rich, and like, there's music involved."
On the cast working all hours of the night:â€¨"We were shooting last week -- and pretty much for the two weeks before that -- nights. All night. Now, we were not doing a night exterior, but that's how many hours we needed to get these certain things donw that when it comes out, you're going to know what I'm talking about. I can't tell you right now: except to say that they are HUGE scenes with like hundreds of people in them!"
On the gals' wardrobes:â€¨"There were more costume changes in the first one, than there are in the second one."]
I'd say that's about as innocuous as you could get as far as "leaking" details. A lot more innocent than the candid pics of Davis happily giving a blowjob (link NSFW) that hit the web right before the last SATC flick. So who drew the short straw for scandal/publicity amongst for four main gals this time?
Ian Halperin, an investigative journalist and author of July's bestseller Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, Brangelina Exposed promises to explain how the seemingly perfect couple "successfully manipulated the public."
What have we been manipulated into, you ask? "Believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the reality of the pair's life together." Obviously.
Basically, the Brangelina marriage is an act. Stop us if you've heard this one.
First on Halperin's agenda: Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston (who supposedly had a secret meeting with him lately) and the "real reason" for their huge split. The heavily-sourced writer hones in on Jolie's "dark past," reporting "new details of her volatile relationship with and estrangement from her father Jon Voight.
Angelina Jolie also battled suicidal impulses, heroin and sexual exploits on her way to becoming an Oscar-winning actress... Halperin will also introduce "the key figure behind the scenes who orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador." Anyone still awake?
At the present time, the author says Brangelina life is no fairy tale, and that a split may be coming - like, for real - before too long. Supposedly. Probably not. "Jolie's personal lifestyle choices are not only affecting her growing family," a release says, "but causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt."]
Umm, they totally forgot about the time she made out with her brother at the Oscars and called Shiloh a "blob." Perhaps I need to pen a tell-all too! It sounds like it's a free-for-all in the speculation of Jolie's life - why not join the fray? Can I say how sick I am of the "Brangelina" breakup stories? Stop teasing me and get it over with for the sake of my sanity.
"Book excerpt from Andre Agassi in the forthcoming SI: He admits to taking crystal meth during his career."
Agassi's rep confirmed the revelation. We wonder if Brooke Shields knew about this? They were still married in 1997.]
Surely there will be even more details to follow. Everyone sure is in a sharing kind of mood. I wonder if it's all the drugs?!
According to reports, the actress is being dragged into a bitter legal battle between Jesse and Janine Lindemulder -- who has appeared in over 100 filthy films, including Mrs. Behavin'; Sleeping Booty and Dyke Diner.
Lindemulder -- who has just been released from a six-month prison sentence for tax evasion -- apparently disagrees that Bullock and James have made a good home for Sunny, his five-year-old daughter.
When she was in jail in Oregon, Janine -- who remains in a halfway house in Los Angeles until the end of this year when she can seek custody of her daughter -- reportedly sent her former husband a bitter text message that read, "U win. Sandra finally has her baby -- congratulations."
James, 40, has launched a pre-emptive legal strike in wealthy Orange County, south of Los Angeles, where all three have beachside homes, according to the The Times of London. He has asked a judge to rule on whether Lindemulder is a fit mother.
"Good cause exists for the court to conduct a review to determine if [the girl] will be safe with [Lindemulder]," he said in a statement to the court. "She should be restrained from allowing the child around pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments."
Bullock, 45, recently admitted it "hurts" that she doesn't have children of her own -- but insists one doesn't need to "breed" in order to be a parent.
"I may never hear that word 'mom'. But being a parent is not about breeding," she said. "It's about caring. And it's easy to say, but it's harder to do.
"When you don't have that title, you flounder and it hurts. But this is the best test of being a parent. And I just have to keep reminding myself I don't care what I get. I care what I give."]
It would be hard not to side with the sweet, apple-cheeked Bullock. Who would you choose -the face behind a dozen adorable rom-com flicks or this?
Kate said, "My career goals, believe it or not...I've discovered that I've done enough years of TV that I feel like it's a normal, natural, comfortable place. I would love to be in a movie at some point. I would love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun."]
Yes, I see it now. Kate Gosselin and Angelina Jolie will be neck and neck, competing for every action/vamp role in the near future. Kate is very sexy and talented you know. Not at all delusional people; not at all...
[Photo Credit: Look, she's "acting" like a wench.]
Jude Law and Sienna Miller could be set to rekindle their romance after meeting for a few dinner dates recently. The pair - who dated after meeting on the set of Alfie in 2004 but split in 2006 following Jude's affair with his children's nanny - have had a series of secret meetings in New York, where they are both appearing on Broadway. A source said: "Sienna and Jude have met up a few times and got on really well." A spokesperson has confirmed that the pair have met up although did not comment on whether they are dating again.
The source added: "Sienna had her heart broken by Jude, but she was young and it was the first time she'd fallen in love. What people don't realise is that they always remained close, so who knows where this will lead to next."]
Meanwhile, the mother of his fourth child has no intention of letting Jude go:
[So, the gist of the story is that Jude Law got his stalker pregnant. Too harsh? The interview goes on and on and Samantha keeps talking about her "relationship" with Jude and how happy she was with the situation. I also think she got pregnant on purpose, but that's just my theory. She "fell in love" with Jude and decided she wanted him in her life permanently. When asked about her future relationship with Jude, she says she wants to "have a friendship and be cordial. I want everything to be positive around Sophia... so hopefully, we can work things out."]
It seems Law might be a bit confused regarding the meaning of the popular catchphrase, "Nut up." Not that any of his conquests ladies seem to care...
[Photo Credit: Back in the day and on to tomorrow!]
The socialite whisked Doug to Las Vegas for the weekend to celebrate his 24th birthday and watch his pals Taintstick in action at The Hard Rock Hotel. However her joy turned to despair after finding out Benji had stepped in at the last minute to play bass. A source said: "Paris and Doug stopped in to Wasted Space nightclub to see Taintstick play. Shortly after getting into the gig Paris saw Benji's face and bolted. She was freaking out big time and was desperate not to bump into him. It's quite clear they didn't end on good terms." The source added: "Benji had no idea Paris was going to attend."
Paris and Benji broke up in November 2008 after nine months of dating.]
Taintstick, really? Umm, if you were dating someone and he or she ran away from your birthday party to avoid an ex, what would you think was going on? In Doug's case there probably wasn't much thinking happening other than, "I hope Paris left the bar tab open." I didn't realize Hilton had feelings at all - much less lingering ones for Benji Madden. I'd always assumed she climbed on top of him in an effort to one up Nicole Richie (who's nabbed the other Madden bro, Joel.) What other surprises does Paris have up her coochie sleeve?
The young woman's roommate Amanda Melvin doesn't know why Harrington left the arena. She told police investigators that a short time after her friend left the concert, Harrington phoned to say that she had ended up outside the arena and couldn't get back in so she would meet up with them later.
Morgan's purse and cell phone, with the batteries removed, were found in the parking lot after the show, and her car was still there.
Metallica has taken the disappearance seriously enough to post photos and information on their website, requesting the public's help in locating the young woman. A missing poster on their site indicates that Crime Stoppers has issued a $100,000 reward for information. The FBI has now joined the search. Metallica has also added $50,000 to the reward.
Harrington, a junior majoring in education, was last seen wearing a black T-shirt with the band name Pantera across the front, a black mini-skirt with black tights and knee-high black boots. She is described as having blue eyes, blonde hair, 5-foot-6 and 120 pounds.]
You can also report any information to the Find Morgan website.
The letter, published on the blog of ex-Scientologist Marty Rathbun, cited the church's history of gay-bashing as one of the reasons he is leaving the church. He grew angry with Scientology's support of Proposition 8 in California's ban on gay marriage. He wrote, "The church's refusal to denounce the actions of bigots, hypocrites and homophobes is cowardly. I can think of no other word. Silence is consent, Tommy. I refuse to consent."
Haggis also found fault with the practice of disconnection. He said, "You might recall that my wife was ordered to disconnect from her parents because of something absolutely trivial they supposedly did twenty-five years ago when they resigned from the church. Although it caused her terrible personal pain, my wife broke off all contact with them. I refused to do so. I've never been good at following orders, especially when I find them morally reprehensible."
Haggis resigned his membership and fully expects that private information disclosed by him during Scientology audit sessions will be made public in a smear campaign of retaliation.]
I wonder what took Paul so long? It seems those alleged tenets of the "religion" would have been evident a long time ago. However, kudos for finally moving on. Will Tom Cruise be next? Something tells me "no"...
Noa blames Jennifer for never being able to get his career back on track and cheating him out of a proper divorce settlement. Oh, and she supposedly effed a bunch of dudes while married! "The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person," said Noa. "I was in totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn't my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry."]
She shared Noa's soul with three other people? Or is he saying his soul resided in her vagina, of which she generously shared, while they were hitched? If that's the case, I think Ben Affleck's soul might still be trapped in there as well. I wish Jennifer would get out of the damn way and let Ojani make his docu - err - mockumentary. Lopez bugs the shit out of me, but I would still pay to see this hot mess of a film.
[Photo Credit: The formerly married couple in happier days.]
The freshly shorn rocker was a cohost at the charity fÃªte along with Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson--which sort of explains why he wasn't home tucking Bronx into bed or consoling his suddenly unemployed wife. Only that wasn't the only party he hit last night...
Pete also stopped by the Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration - but was it that important for the Fall Out Boy frontman to delay going home to his wife and kid so that he could attend an extra event? Survey says: Only if he scored one of the extra-big dolls to take home to Bronx!]
I'm not a parent, but it seems that a 101-degree fever for a baby would be a bit worrisome. And I'm not unemployed, but if I were to suddenly lose my job I would hope that my partner would hang out with me that night. Can't these two afford a nanny so they can go out together? Or, better yet, can't Party Pete afford to stay in for the night?
[Photo Credit: Nothing wrong here!]
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John "took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida." His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd "went wild when he performed his new song," an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit "Your Body is a Wonderland" for Rashida. Rashida and John left together in the wee hours...looks like Jennifer Aniston is out of picture!]
OMG! What kind of douchebag brings a guitar to a dinner date - and the offers up an "impromptu" performance? One that features a song you wrote about your ex-girlfriend ("Your Body Is A Wonderland" was penned for Jennifer Love Hewitt.) We're talking about John Mayer, so there's your answer! Rashida - what happened to rumors of a relationship with President Obama's whiz-kid speechwriter Jon Favreau? That's a much better match!
UPDATE: A lovely reader wrote in to alert me that Rashida's publicist has recently denied any romance rumors with John Mayer. As of today it is believed that she's still dating Jon Favreau. That's my girl! Thanks for the info Ella!
Star has learned exclusively that the Bones star -- who welcomed daughter Bardot six weeks ago -- was seeing brunette beauty Rachel Uchitel, a NYC events planner, since the spring when he celebrated his 40th birthday at a club she works for, Griffin. "He was attracted to Rachel and asked her for her number," says an insider. "She gave him her card, and he texted her that night to have a drink with him. She went, and they had a major connection."
During their relationship, which Rachel ended two weeks after Bardot's birth, David and Rachel saw each other once a month in NYC or L.A., and spoke on the phone or via text message up to 50 times a day! Even though their romance was long-distance, when together, the chemistry was electric. "David would walk in the door, and they'd have sex right away," reveals the insider. "He told her, 'Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.
But although David promised to leave his wife, Rachel tired of sharing him with Jaime and their two children (the couple also has a 7-year-old son). The final straw for Rachel came when David was in the delivery room with Jaime for their daughter's birth on Aug. 31. "He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates," says the insider. "That grossed her out, because she felt that should have been private."]
Yikes! I'd have to say that the gleaming clue in all of this is "his 40th birthday party." I guess Boreanza didn't get the memo that forty is the new thirty. He had at least a decade before deciding on a younger woman or a red sports car!
"Joel had been begging Nicole to get married since before Harlow was born. She wasn't in a rush to make it official," a source says. But when her first love, Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM), died of a sudden drug overdose in August, she decided to take the plunge. "She didn't want to spend another day not being Mrs. Joel Madden."
But she also didn't want a big, splashy affair. "Nicole is a free spirit, and she wanted a wedding ceremony that reflected that" a source says. "She found out about the mass wedding online and thought it would be perfect for the two of them."]
While I doubt the validity of the "mass online wedding," I don't doubt that these two could have quietly wed. I'm sure they still have plans for a big party at some point. A leopard can't change all it's spots!
This is the first woman that Brandon has ever lived with and Avril isn't even divorced yet, so I don't anticipate this relationship going anywhere. I actually, deep down, genuinely feel that eventually one of them is going to wind up stabbing the other in a coke-fueled rage. I think this is probably a massive mistake, but they didn't ask me so whatever...]
This sounds like a half-baked idea, at best. It's a shame that these tough economic times have supposedly forced these two to bunk in the same mansion! Will the indignities ever end? Meanwhile it's also rumored that Avril recently went to Hawaii with an heir of another kind - this one owns a bunch of pineapples! More:
[Avril Lavigne was partying like a single gal even before she and husband Deryk Whibley announced their split on Sept. 17. So it's no shocker that the "Sk8er Boi" singer has already jumped into a new relationship - with Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. "Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they've been holed up at his place," an insider tells Star. "Avril's had a thing for Justin for a while." Indeed, the two were caught getting close at L.A.'s Delux Bar last December.
But Avril, 25, isn't ready to go public yet, says the insider. "That's fine by him - it means they'll spend more time alone!" As for Deryck, he stepped out with model Hanna Beth Merjos in Las Vegas on Oct. 2.]
I'm sure the wild "rocker" chick knows what to do with those pineapple rings...
What about the remark that Denzel Washington is one of the most unpleasant people you've met? â€¨I regret my choice of words there, and would like to amend my statement by saying I found his willingness to be ungenerous, unkind, knowingly hurtful both mentally and physically to myself and the crew to be the saddest misuse of stardom I have ever experienced or hope to experience.
Did either actor, or their reps, contact you after the story broke?â€¨No.
Are you surprised at how quickly your remarks went viral on the Web? â€¨Yes.
What do you think of celebrities who have Twitter accounts and Facebook pages? â€¨Well, I am on Twitter but I have no idea how to use it.
Is it strange to suddenly be in the media spotlight again? â€¨Being in the spotlight is the same as riding a bicycle or having a zit; once you've experienced it, no matter how much time goes by, it's just like old times.
Have you heard from anyone unexpected? â€¨My mom called and said she very much liked the Onion article because I said I was sorry for being brittle with Rebeca Arthur (who played my girlfriend on Perfect Strangers) toward the end of the run. And I am.
In interviews, do you generally talk openly and honestly about people you've worked with/experiences you've had in the industry? â€¨I don't believe I ever have been quite so forthcoming as I was in The Onion. In the same spirit of letting-it-all-hang out, I mentioned less-than-admirable aspects of various people, I don't think I was any less forthcoming about my own weak points. Of course, no excerpted version of the Onion article will ever be able to communicate that, and it doesn't make a juicy sound byte, but it's true.
What if, for instance, I asked you what Scorsese was like on the set of "After Hours" or what you think of Eddie Murphy who you appeared with in the Beverly Hills Cop movies, would you answer forthrightly?â€¨Yes, absolutely. Scorsese gave me a great one-liner for all my film work, for all time, and Eddie has seen the highs and the lows and is still gettin' 'er did.]
There might be a price on Pinchot's head for the honest revelations - the price being of the "you'll never work in this town again" kind of thing. I think it's a little too late for those kind of threats! Though who knows what could happen when you tangle with a Scientologist - those kids are a motley bunch! Surprisingly, Tom Cruise's publicist issued a tame, albeit hilarious, reply to Bronson's quotes about the star to Entertainment Weekly:
["Obviously, this is so far removed from who Tom Cruise is as a person, this must have been said in jest."]
Ah, jest! Clearly we are meant to remember that Tom is way too busy having an active sex life with his beautiful robot wife. The homophobia Cruise is said to have exhibited is so clearly far removed from who he is a person. Isn't that the whole problem?
Regardless, news came in this afternoon that Gossip Girl and Sue Sylvester will be reprising their roles in the network's show Party Down. They'll be joined this season by Megan Mullaly, who also is too big of a name for a show that no one has heard of. Or maybe it is just us. Do U know what the hell this show is?]
I have heard of this show - and it is amazing! Party Down is one of the funniest things to hit television in a long time. Envision a marriage of The Office with a little bit of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia thrown in for spice. The show sports a stellar cast - including Adam Scott (who did a hilarious turn in Step Brothers) and Lizzy Caplan (who portrayed outcast Janis Ian in Mean Girls. Yet another Mean Girls alum to eclipse former star Lindsay Lohan.) Not only that, nearly entire cast has ties to Veronica Mars - explaining Kristen Bell's guest appearance. To top it off, one of the producers is the beloved Paul Rudd. Paul is my true love - and no one talks shit about my man. Sure, our love is complicated by the fact that I'm engaged to someone else. Oh, and he's married and couldn't pick me out of a lineup. Small details - we'll work it out! Anyways, to Perez - today in "gettin' schooled" I give myself an A+!
[Photo Credit: Save the seals! Click on the "photo credit" link for a hilarious post on Webster's Is My Bitch.]
Party Down Season 1 is available to watch instantly on Netflix. I highly recommend that you check it out! Season 2 is airing now on Starz...
My sources tell me as of 3 weeks ago, Skarsgard was still with Evan Rachel Wood. What their status is right this minute is unknown. But Kate has supposedly been working it relentlessly on set, tearfully pretending to lean on him for support every time she gets into an argument with that nefarious model James Rousseau with whom she's had an on/off romance the last 3 years. Kate pulled the same sh-t with Jim Sturgess during production for 21. His serious girlfriend didn't seem to deter her. Jim however, sweetie, was unresponsive to her wiles. Remains to be seen about Alex.]
Frankly I don't care if Kate keeps Mount Everest in her designer handbag - anything or anyone is better than Evan Rachel Wood! Evan is a kick-ass actress - but I get the "evil bitch" vibe from her that goes well beyond her past man-swiping incident with Dita Von Teese. And as far as Jim Sturgess goes? Well, I've heard he actually wasn't so well-behaved on the set of 21 - but I can't reveal my source, so you'll just have to chalk it up to hearsay. One more juicy tidbit, via Celebitchy:
[Meanwhile Stacie, who is a certified Orlando Bloom-loonie and official friend of Celebitchy, also has some thoughts about Kate. According to Stacie, I shouldn't even get her started on Kate, because "she was much hated in the Orlando Bloom fandom for being a famewhore. My biggest beef with her was that she used her skeletal skinniness to get attention." Stacie also claims that "Kate was allegedly on the short list to be Tom Cruise's next wife, only she lost out to Katie Holmes." Meow! I had never heard that stuff about Tom Cruise and Bosworth - I did, however, hear it about Scarlett Johansson. Here's my question - why kind of girl does Alexander Skarsgard really like? He seems to have weird taste in women, if his hookups with Evan Rachel Wood and Kate are any indication.]
Luckily Bosworth is small enough to have dodged the bullet that would have been an unholy TomKat union of another name. I guess not everyone is interested in giving up their freedom for money! Only time will tell how this all shakes down...
[Photo Credit: Kate Bosworth, human lollipop! Also, men like to lick her.]
The decision to cut the two actors has been "the original plan going into the development of the show," executive producer Todd Slavkin tells EW. "We felt that once the murder mystery [involving their characters] was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift ... and [Simpson-Wentz's] character would move on."
In a statement released after the announcement, Simpson-Wentz said, "Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill. Although I always knew her story would come to a final, insanely unpredictable end, playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do, so I jumped at the chance. Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity."]
Oh, she calls playing a "creepy, unstable character" acting? I thought she was playing herself! I jest - but one may recall her drunken smack-down with Michelle Trachtenburg and wonder how much she picked up from the cheesy nighttime soap opera!
"We have a hunch!" mom Kris Jenner -- with Kourtney's sister Khloe also chiming in -- hinted today during a chat on On Air with Ryan Seacrest." It was a group thing," Jenner continued, as she and Khloe noted fishy details about the Oct. 17 robbery in Kourtney's Calabasas, Calif. home, suggesting the thieves are "jealous" folks with inside access to the reality-show family.
"Here's the thing," Jenner explains to Seacrest. "We're in principal production on a reality show [with] cameras rolling at all times. So somebody had to know exactly what time to get in and get out. When cameras weren't rolling. It was just very interesting, the timing."
Also suspect? "They also knew her alarm system was down at the time," Khloe says.
Most telling of all, Jenner argues, "They knew what they were going in for. There were laptops laying on her bed; nobody touched the laptops."
"And they knew what was real jewelry and what was costume jewelry," Khloe says.
The stolen item that hurts the most, Jenner admits, is a watch that she gave the girls' late father, Robert Kardashian, on their wedding day, which Jenner passed on to Kourtney. "That was a really special piece of jewelry I had given my first born daughter -- now it's gone."]
Kris better hope she's right in accusing someone from the "reality show family" - otherwise she's going to be stuck with some seriously unflattering camera angles for the upcoming season! I do agree that the timing seems awfully convenient. What else is convenient? How easily the Kardashian family is managing to garner so much press for doing nothing. Sounds like a pretty familiar formula!
But Gerard an anonymous source has now stated that "There is nothing romantic there at all" between Butler and Simpson.
With Jessica another source adding, "I'm never surprised to hear that Gerard is with someone new. None of those relationships last. Certainly he's not planning on settling down with Jessica Simpson ... Gerard plays the field ... and Jessica is lonely ... and she lost weight and is looking good."
Well, there doesn't need to be any romance sometimes if all you're looking for is a quick shag. Just saying.]
What happened to Gerard's romance with Jennifer Aniston? Stepping out with Jessica Simpson seems to be sending a message, regardless of what happened between the two...
La Estrella Taco Truck: A little off the map in Highland Park (it's east of East LA), La Estrella offers some of the best al pastor tacos. Worth a little drive after a trip to the Griffith Park or a Dodgers' game.
Kogi Truck: There's been a lot of hype about these Korean tacos trucks that wander all around LA and that people find through an almost obsessive devotion to Kogi's Twitter updates. Behind the buzz is outrageously good food. The tacos feature Korean-style barbequed meats or tofu on great corn tortillas, all topped with some sort-of cilantro, chili, sesame magic. The sliders and kimchi quesadillas are also killer.]
Why does the combination "kimchi quesadilla" make me want to reach through my computer and slap her? Perhaps breathing all that rarified air while up on her high horse has rotted her brain.
[Photo Credit: Smug as a bug in rug.]
The deal was a no-go because Gosselin's rep requested an appearance fee of $12,000 along with the other perks. How can they justify that amount? They seem to think that Jon's name will bring instant press for the station, along with the fact that they seem to think Jon is funny, sharp witted and interesting. Seriously, that's what they are saying.....we don't make this stuff up.
How did the radio station respond to the request? The host of the morning show said he fell out of his chair. Sorry Tampa...it looks like your instant press fell through the cracks.]
I can't figure out what is funnier - the thought that Jon believes he can command $12,000 for an hour of his time or the fact that he considers himself "funny, sharp witted and interesting."
"It's too early to tell yet," she said. "I'm passing on all the [early] offers, because that's not the stuff you want to do. I want to go fight for interesting things and look for something that's going to be interesting for me ... as a role."
For now, her focus is on her body - she said she regularly works out with girlfriends - and on embracing life in Gotham. "Reading scripts and enjoying living in New York," she said, calling her break from work "lovely." "Now that I'm not doing the TV show, I've got lots of time to work out."]
Yes, thank goodness she has time to work out after a grueling day of reading scripts. It's too late to spin when you've already been spun!
Shauna's lawyer, Brooks Holcomb has fired off a letter to Vivid Entertainment, demanding that he "cease and desist" from hawking the video.â€¨Holcomb claims the tape was "not created or intended for sale or public distribution."â€¨And the lawyer is asking Vivid to ante up "written proof" that it has authority to release it. Shauna says she never gave permission.
Shauna's former step-daughter and Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas has implied this tape is only being released to take attention away from Shayne and her new show on E!]
Feel free to take a page from Paris Hilton's book - everybody else does! Hookup summary: Paris and her live lobster, Linday Lohan and Balthazar Getty, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian, Shauna Sand and her agenda. Oh, what will tomorrow bring?
In other paparazzi shots from the weekend, Katy was seen shopping with her best friend (who looks a lot like Russell). Russell was seen solo, heading into Cedar Senai medical building in West Hollywood. Interesting... put all of these little incidents together, and we have a story line. Shopping for cute outfits, terrace booty, then STD check-up?]
I still can't wrap my head around this pairing - and I'm assuming I won't have to for very long!
[Photo Credit: It all comes back to the assets!]
According to the New York Post, Hilton submitted a three-page list of her needs prior to spending one full day on the set. She wanted a live lobster prepared fresh for her upon request as well as a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Her rep claims the report to be "totally ridiculous and untrue."]
I still have faith in the comedic talents of Will Ferrell - I trust him to suitably use and abuse Paris during her cameo. She is playing herself after all!
[Photo Credit: Live lobster burger - it goes down great with vodka! So does Paris, for that matter.]
A 'cooling off' period was negotiated and was supposed to have put a lid on Jon for at least 45 days. But he went on to appear regularly on ET, The Insider and other shows to discuss life, the show, Kate being an abusive monster, etc. The suit also accuses Jon of selling photographic rights to various celebrity gossip magazines and other media outlets, also in violation of Jon's TLC contract. Moreover, dude didn't show up for work September 24 as required, even given six days' notice. Hey, he's got things to see and mediocre girls to do, okay?]
Some people aren't cut out for the limelight and Jon certainly appears to be one of them. He fits in perfectly with our rabid consumption of "reality" television, but true stardom isn't beckoning. What gave it away? Perhaps his close friendship with ultimate bad-dad, Michael Lohan. Revel in my intelligent observations! No one puts two and two together like me. As Jake brilliantly surmised, "people get off on hating them so much that Jon and Kate Gosselin merchandise should be sold in sex shops." Couldn't have said it better myself, though I do shudder at the thought of the likeness of Jon's penis appearing anywhere in public... it's surely been places I do not want to visit!
[Photo Credit: When isn't there breaking news about this former couple?]
Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news.]
Oh, the boring plot thickens. Frankly I can't believe these two manage to stay on the radar at all. In a fit of insomnia I watched Jennifer's made-for-TV flick, Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber. She could barely act her way out of the paper bag that was meant to showcase her ability. It was quite a punishment for a sleepless night! And Jamie Kennedy? Well, his "success" just depresses me - if I'd know it was that easy to make it in Hollywood I would have tried that shit years ago.
[Photo Credit: The odds escape me.]
12:59 PM ET -- Lindsay Lohan just arrived and was holding her lawyer's hand.â€¨
1:05 PM ET -- Lindsay's attorney is giving the DA updated info on Lindsay's alcohol program.â€¨1:07 PM ET -- Her lawyer says Lindsay has completed 15 of 26 group alcohol classes and 13 of 26 individual alcohol classes and 16 of 28 self help sessions.â€¨
1:08 PM ET - Chapman Holley says Lindsay is moving to Texas and is asking for a leave of absence from the program.â€¨
1:09 PM ET -- Lindsay's lawyer wants the judge to extend her probation a year so she can complete the program.â€¨
1:10 PM ET -- The DA says if the court has to jump through hoops for Lindsay again, they want her to see jail time.â€¨
1:11 PM ET - The judge has agreed to extend Lindsay's probation.â€¨
1:13 PM ET - The judge said she is "rooting for [Lindsay] to successfully complete her terms of probation."â€¨
1:22 PM ET - The judge is allowing Lindsay to go to New York and another progress hearing has been set for December 15.]
The judge is "rooting" for Lindsay to complete the paltry remainder of her probation for a serious crime - and I'm "rooting" for the justice system to stop creaming in it's collective pants every time they cross paths with someone famous.
[Photo Credit: Pre-lawbreaker]
British singer and winner of something called The X-Factor, Leona Lewis, was apparently punched in the face at a book signing for her memoir Dreams today, says MTV.
The 24-year-old singer (and now writer, I guess) was signing books and autographs as well as posing for pictures with fans and then, all of a sudden, some 29-year-old dude punches her in the head.
An eyewitness at the store told the BBC, "[Lewis] was running out with her hand over her eye, and I just saw a man on the floor. Suddenly the security all jumped on him and they were trying to pull him out and he was just laughing. He thought it was funny."
This seriously happened. Of all the obnoxious, opinionated and outrageous (alliteration!) celebrities that could've been punched, this jackass chose Leona Lewis, the soft-spoken vegetarian who has been dating an electrician who she grew up with. Ugh. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton's posse of dogs and bitches roams the streets free at night.
[Captain] Lou Albano passed away this morning. He was placed under hospice care earlier this week.
Albano was a "wild" wrestler and wrestling manager. He debuted as a wrestler in 1953, but later went onto manage other wrestlers instead, usually being crazier than the actual wrestlers in the ring. He also co-authored The Complete Idiot's Guide To Pro-Wrestling.
If you weren't really into wrestling in the 1980s, then you may know Albano as Cyndi Lauper's father in the music video for "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" or the totally awesome The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! where he played Mario from 1989 to...1989.
He was 76 and awesome.
Adam Lambert, the favored runner-up of American Idol last season, says he's going as a "Glampire" for Halloween, of according to Ok! Magazine. If you weren't aware, as none of us really were, a "Glampire" is a vampire that likes to glam it up, says Lambert.
This will be a nice change from Adam Lambert dressing up as Pete Wentz every other day of the year.
Bob Dylan released a Christmas album yesterday as everyone is gearing up for Halloween. This actually seems like a traditional bizarre Dylan thing to do these days.
But, seriously, I'm a huge Dylan fan and even I consider this album to be terrifying. It sounds like a collection of songs that a drunk hobo would sing after breaking into your house and pissing on your Christmas tree.
Hopefully, next year, Tom Waits releases a Valentine's Day album.
Jon is required by law to pay back $180,000 of the $230,000 he withdrew from the joint back account with Kate.
According to The New York Post, Jon's lawyer, Mark Heller, said Jon "has chosen to take the high road" by not releasing any further information on the case.
FINALLY. One of them is taking the high road. Shit, if only that road lead to the gallows or guillotine!
Hmmm...you know, I've kind of just lost my sense of what's appropriate to say about those two. I feel like nothing is off-limits. People get off on hating them so much that Jon and Kate Gosselin merchandise should be sold in sex shops.
[Photo Credit] - The New York Daily News
This is not a bustier version of Claire Daines, by the way. I know you saw that cover and were wondering, just like me, but it's totally not and this is not an article about Claire Daines getting breast implants.
Actually, it's January Jones from Mad Men.
And she thinks her ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher sucks.
This is already one of the best stories of today, right?
E! Online: "[He] was not supportive of my acting," January reveals told GQ. "He was like, 'I don't think you're going to be good at this.' So--f--k you! He only has nice things to say now--if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated."
There's nothing else to say really. It was just a good excuse to have a beautiful woman talk shit on Ashton Kutcher.
That's what psychologists like to call a "win-win" situation. And, you know, that's what it's all about: winning and strengthening relationships. You could learn a lot from the Pantyline Press if you just got the fuck off Twitter for five seconds, Ashton.
Anna Nicole Smith's final days were described in court today, says The Associated Press, but I think it's stupid that people are still talking about Anna Nicole Smith's death.
David Letterman is at the center of a blackmail and extortion plot for having an affair with one of his interns. And now Quinnipiac University is pissed at Letterman, according to People.
"Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future," says a represntative from the Connecticut-based college. "We will diligently oversee this internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm's way."
Right, yes. This poor, poor victim. This intern, Stephanie Birkitt, got involved with a married celebrity, was also living with a would-be blackmailer and told Entertainment Weekly, "He's the best boss I've ever had."
Sure, let's keep her out of Letterman's harmful ways. It's not as if the whole affair was consensual. Bleh. This whole thing is ridiculous.
And ot only is everything that Quinnipiac University is saying totally stupid, but it's misguided, as Letterman is totally gay:
The first Michael Jackson posthumous single was released today. And there's a number of things wrong with this supposedly new track called "This Is It," according to Reuters.
Let's see...it was originally written back in 1983 as "I Never Heard" and co-written by Paul Anka, and it was intended for an album by Anka, who after having a falling out with Jackson, gave it away to an obscure Puetro Rican singer named Sa-Fire, who recorded it herself in 1991.
And, to top it all off, the song isn't even that good. The head pop critic of The New York Times said that the song "won't be on anyone's list of best Michael Jackson songs, even if it's a long list" and hoped there was something better in the Michael Jackson vaults of album outtakes.
That's what's always stunning with celebrity deaths in America. We spend the three months after they pass away mourning them and wishing that they were still around to give us what we love just once last time or something. And then some rarity shows up and we all go, "I don't know, man. That shit was kinda dumb. What else we got?"
Also, I figured we should use an subpar photo of Michael Jackson from the early '80s to go along with his new subpar song from the early '80s. Bah-zing! Rude. So very rude.
Her breasts were her bridesmaids.
[Photo Credit] - WWTDD.com
Entertainment Weekly: Boyzone was a U.K. success in the 1990s and was one of the biggest acts to come out of Ireland in that decade, although they never had much success in the United States. After disbanding in 2000, Gately had put out several solo singles and appeared in musical productions, including Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. The group reunited last year for a comeback concert tour.
Well, it's finally been proven. Jude Law is the father of 24-year-old model Samantha Burke's child, according to The Daily News. Burke wanted Law to pay child support or something along those lines and Law demanded a paternity test before anything. And now there's proof that he's the father. Also, Law apparently told his children that it won't affect their lives and expressed regret of the fling to his ex-wife.
So, of course, Burke's agent Eileen Koch said, "Check back in six months. Maybe she and Jude will be getting married."
Yeah, Eileen, totally. Yes, that's how it works, I'm sure. Please, Eileen, write all of this important legal information in your pink three-ring binder with stickers all over it. Maybe make note of Law not wanting much of anything to do with Burke right next to your last game of MASH.
Rosanne Cash just came out with an album called The List and it means a whole lot more than just an album of music, according to The Associated Press.
In 1973, The Associated Press says that Rosanne Cash "was 18, just graduated from high school, a daughter of divorce eager to spend time with her dad and learn the family business. She tagged along on a concert tour and talked music during the long bus rides. When Johnny Cash grew alarmed at the songs Rosanne didn't know, he sat down with a pad and pen. What he produced was a syllabus worthy of a master professor: Johnny Cash's list of the '100 Essential Country Songs.'"
So, obviously, when music-lovers heard the rumors of this list, it might as well have been some goddamn fabled city of gold or two unicorns fornicating on the entrance steps of Atlantis. I mean, shit, to music elitests, this is like finding Jimmy Hoffa's body in the Garden of Eden which just happens to be what is now Disneyland.
Rosanne Cash was asked, interrogated and harassed after every show of her tours to release the contents of the list. Even her husband told for the last 17 years that she should rerecord some of the songs, which she finally did with this album. However, there's still 80+ songs more to be revealed. She's already been offered an ass-load of money to reveal the rest.
But she won't.
"I like having it as my own," says Rosanne Cash. "It's like a martial arts secret."
Mickey Rourke, famous for playing Mickey Rourke mostly, pissed off a lot of people some time ago (especially GLAD) when he called a journalist by a homophobic slur for writing that Rourke was dating Evan Rachel Wood.
According to The Sun, Rourke said, "She's a good friend, that's it. And tell that f***ot who wrote all that shit in the paper I'd like to break his fucking legs."
So, naturally, when everyone thought, "Wow. That was kind of harsh. Maybe just give a little bit of an apology, eh, Mickey?", Rourke thought, "Yeah...fucking...right."
Rourke responded with:
- "I don't really give a fuck. Life's too short."
- "I have more gay friends than any 50 straight people I know, so I don't really give a shit."
- "I meant what I said."
Anyway, below is a video from 1994, which just kind of hints at why we shouldn't ever be surprised by what Mickey Rourke says.
Corrine Gehris, a former flight attendant on Oprah's private jet, has filed a lawsuit over false allegations that she had sex with the plane's married pilot while Oprah was sleeping, according to The Chicago Sun-Times.
Oh, but it gets trickier, as Gehris claims it was a conspiracy devised by the other two flight attendants who didn't like her. But, apparently, one of the other flight attendants who told Oprah about the sex was Kirby Bumpus, who is...Oprah's goddaughter!
And Gehris is also saying that Oprah knew the accusations were false but fired her anyway! And now she's suing for $300,000!
Hell yeah. Only Oprah could bring soap operas not only to real life but to the sky.
Ok, I hate Jon and Kate. The eight are pretty solid. But these two seem to be the worst parents on television sometimes. Or maybe they seem good then, but they certainly appear to be total self-centered jackasses in the magazines I read at the drug store while in line waiting to purchase my sleeping pills and lube.
Jon has been the worst offender of the two lately, as he took $230,000 out of their joint back account. This is also around the same time that Jon was looking at asinine luxury apartments at Trump Place in Manhattan. The man sucks. But he was just probably pissed that they're changing the show to
Jon And Kate Plus Eight.
So Kate will have her own version of the show with Jon as a minor character. She's going to be Marcia Brady while Jon is...I don't know, Cousin Oliver or something. But Kate, in the wake of getting her own show and such, is asking Jon for spousal and child support, according to MSNBC.
I'm torn. I mean, she's pretty much getting her own show, but Jon did take all that money. Oh, I wish this wasn't such a messy divorce and could be cleaner one, like the divorce of Christine Brinkley vs. Peter Cook, or Paul McCartney vs, Heather Mills, or Kramer vs. Kramer.
If these two keep this bullshit up, pretty soon the show's going to be called State Plus Eight and nobody's going to be happy about it.
[Photo Credit] - The New York Daily News (I think the picture suits both of their personalities)
Please tell me that she's addicted to YouTube now. PLEASE.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are related apparently.
The Boston Herald: "The New England Historic Genealogical Society yesterday revealed that the Cambridge homeys are actually 10th cousins once removed. They share a common 10th great-grandfather, William Knowlton of Ipswich, a bricklayer who died in 1655."
But it doesn't stop there with a simple blurb. No, it continues to sound like a major breakthrough happened.
"We suspected they might be related since both of them had ancestry going back to colonial New England," said geneologist Chris Child, who did the research with colleague Rhonda McClure.
They also discovered that Affleck is related to sixteen presidents, including being 11th cousin to Barack Obama, while Damon is related to five or six presidents.
Neither Affleck or Damon have commented on any of this, but McClure seems sure that they would find it amusing.
"It might be kind of one of those neat things to say at cocktail parties," remarked McClure.
Yes. That would be the interesting thing to say. I can only imagine that conversation.
"Did any of you know that both of us here happen to be related to a few presidents?"
Shrugs and murmurs from the social circle.
"Oh, and if you all didn't notice already, we also actually happen to be megastars Ben Affleck and Matt Damon."
"HOLY FUCK!" says the crowd.
[Photo Credit] - The Associated Press / The Boston Herald
But quite not as [all those adjectives] as her father's crusade to plead his daughter to save the world or something.
Her very mature father, Billy Ray Cyrus, tweeted her saying, "we r countin on u," according to The Associated Press. Father Cyrus is apparently not stoked on Daughter Cyrus giving up Twitter because her co-star and rumored boyfriend suggested that it might be best.
Well, then the older one of the two (who I think is Billy Ray, but you never know, since he also talks like he hasn't left the eighth grade) said a number of other things, says The New York Daily News. Things such as...
- "I understand 'it is true that one bad apple spoils the bunch,' but listen to the words of your songs 'Stand...for what ya believe in'...Remember?"
- "Words can hurt worse than bullets. True. All the more reason to take this tool and tweet 'I'm comin to Chicago and askin kids to stop killin kids."
- "Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born 'Destiny Hope Cyrus' for a reason. You can't leave everyone now."
This whole thing is kind of uncomfortable. It's like listening to a man believe his child is a religious figure. Or, better/worse, he's making it sound like Miley Cyrus is a renowned human rights activist or something. Bleh. I wish he'd follow through and send Nelson Mandela a message that said, "Please, Mr. Mandela, get on Facebook. I mean, if u and me r going 2 change the world, then u need a Facebook! Also, will u b my Farmville neighbor? I need just 1 more for a blue ribbon."
On the genre of film she loves most: "It can be any genre. I even like vampire movies - they just have to be well done. I want to believe in the characters. The minute it starts to feel not real, I'm not interested."]
I'm not sure how giving up her life for everyone around her gives her something to bring to the table acting-wise - other than a blank slate. I guess that can be useful. Regarding the vampires, you may remember Tom Cruise's turn as Lestat in Interview With A Vampire. That's the one where he had to wear heels in order to compete with the virile sexuality of Brad Pitt. The more things change, the more they stay the same! On the upside, that is one cute hairdo Katie is rockin'. That would be one I'd be dying to try and end up hating on me - but she looks adorable. I assume we'll be seeing the same cut on Suri any day now...
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.]
[Photo Credit: Hello, kitty!]
"I used to have to dress up as a banana...I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner."
Yep, that's our beloved Megan Fox referring to the time she had to dress up as the famed oblong fruit during her tenure at a smoothie shop. My take? At least she was familiar with the shape, so it must have made sense to her. My boyfriend's take? She knows how to hide it. Also it's some of the best acting she's ever done. Oh, yeah! It's Comedy Central for two at our house. In related news, one of the last remaining drive-ins is closing this weekend in Tucson, Arizona. I'm lucky enough to be in town, so I'm going to soak in the ambience one last time tonight. I can't tell you how much this breaks my heart - even bad movies were made enjoyable, simply by the act of being able to sit outside. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was abominable, but Fox did make it entertaining. Give credit where credit is due - Megan may be dumb as a brick, but her ass looked glorious on the big screen. Truly the end of an era. If only it were the end of the reign of Megan! My BF has promised to drag the flat screen out to the parking lot on weekends - but something tells me it won't be quite the same.
Speaking of the end of an era, many of you know I lost my beloved sister-in-law last month to a long battle with cancer. She was an amazing woman and I miss her beyond words. It feels weird to be back. How can life go on after such a loss? Thanks to all of you for continuing to tune into Panty Line Press - the support has been amazing. A huge round of applause for Jake Kilroy. He stepped in and kept this site running while I quietly lost my mind. Not only is he a great writer, he's a great friend as well. I couldn't have made it through this time without him. Now I've got to dig deep and find some humor again - there's someone looking after me who would want it that way.