Say what you will about a man who decided to wed a woman he'd known for a month - but you think he'd at least know where he came from! It turns out Lamar Odom might be as flaky as Khloe Kardashian - or, much like the competitive reality star, he might be very much into reworking history! Check it out, via the beloved Evil Beet: [No wonder the prenup took so long! I didn't realize this, but Khloe Kardashian married into
royalty, y'all! Last night the newly-minted couple appeared at a Kitson
event, and Lamar was asked if he wanted more kids. I'd like to take this moment to mention that Khloe hasn't
even met Lamar's pre-existing little princes and princesses. And how the hell do you marry someone
when you haven't even observed how they interact with your kids? Okay, so about having kids with Khloe,
Lamar replied "That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have
offspring."]
Ummm, I guess that makes his previous baby momma a queen as well? She's got three of his precious seedlings already! Sounds like Lamar is planning on heading an interesting "kingdom." Meanwhile, these lovebirds are so busy with their fame-whoring work that they haven't even had time to schedule a honeymoon! Doesn't sound very royal to me:
[This new couple may be too busy to take a honeymoon, but
they're making time to attend Hollywood parties. Monday night, the lovebirds
stepped out for their first official function together--Lamar's Laker teammate
Kobe Bryant's bash. Kobe was celebrating his L'Uomo Vogue cover at Philippe Chow
restaurant, while Khloé was showing off her new svelte figure in a see-through
dress (sans underwear, it appears).]
Ah, a queen without panties. Careful, Paris Hilton might get jealous. I hear those extensions of hers can get wicked in a cat fight!
[Photo Credit: Where are their crowns?]
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