"I used to have to dress up as a banana...I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner."
Yep, that's our beloved Megan Fox referring to the time she had to dress up as the famed oblong fruit during her tenure at a smoothie shop. My take? At least she was familiar with the shape, so it must have made sense to her. My boyfriend's take? She knows how to hide it. Also it's some of the best acting she's ever done. Oh, yeah! It's Comedy Central for two at our house. In related news, one of the last remaining drive-ins is closing this weekend in Tucson, Arizona. I'm lucky enough to be in town, so I'm going to soak in the ambience one last time tonight. I can't tell you how much this breaks my heart - even bad movies were made enjoyable, simply by the act of being able to sit outside. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was abominable, but Fox did make it entertaining. Give credit where credit is due - Megan may be dumb as a brick, but her ass looked glorious on the big screen. Truly the end of an era. If only it were the end of the reign of Megan! My BF has promised to drag the flat screen out to the parking lot on weekends - but something tells me it won't be quite the same.
Speaking of the end of an era, many of you know I lost my beloved sister-in-law last month to a long battle with cancer. She was an amazing woman and I miss her beyond words. It feels weird to be back. How can life go on after such a loss? Thanks to all of you for continuing to tune into Panty Line Press - the support has been amazing. A huge round of applause for Jake Kilroy. He stepped in and kept this site running while I quietly lost my mind. Not only is he a great writer, he's a great friend as well. I couldn't have made it through this time without him. Now I've got to dig deep and find some humor again - there's someone looking after me who would want it that way.
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