Jude Law's The Father And He's Probably Not Stoked On It

  Well, it's finally been proven. Jude Law is the father of 24-year-old model Samantha Burke's child, according to The Daily News. Burke wanted Law to pay child support or something along those lines and Law demanded a paternity test before anything. And now there's proof that he's the father. Also, Law apparently told his children that it won't affect their lives and expressed regret of the fling to his ex-wife.

So, of course, Burke's agent Eileen Koch said, "Check back in six months. Maybe she and Jude will be getting married."

Yeah, Eileen, totally. Yes, that's how it works, I'm sure. Please, Eileen, write all of this important legal information in your pink three-ring binder with stickers all over it. Maybe make note of Law not wanting much of anything to do with Burke right next to your last game of MASH.