The video above features Kate Beckinsale as Esquire's current "Sexiest Woman Alive." It shows Kate happily romping around in her underwear, as if unaware that a cameraman is lurking nearby. It's so weird, because I was just lounging around my house this morning in a bikini. I happened to be rolling around on my brand-new kitchen island in a fur coat, really enjoying myself. It's just one of the new ways I like to start my day. Then I get online and find this video. Bitch, please. It's like Kate is my Olsen twin, trying to outfox me by beating me to the punch with her steamy online clips. Does this make me the frumpy one with an alleged fondness for drugs? Beckinsale is in for a surprise - I'm not going down without a fight. That's what he said. I find the credits for this brief stripper montage quite hilarious. There were clothes? Seems like you could have thanked the fabric store for sending over some scarfs and called it a day.
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