What do you get when a serial womanizer and a pop tartlet with a killer figure finally collide? True love, of course! Yes, rumor has it that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are dating. Unlike Brand's conquests in the past, it appears that Katy has not only won the attention of his well-used member - she's also nabbed his heart. What a prize that must be! Russell at least has the good sense to be smitten. Here are a few details. No, not those details - this isn't Playboy! Just a few precious thoughts about love: [In a new interview with The Sun, he confessed, "I think
I'm in love." What's not to love about a woman who responds to a sweet poem
with a photo of her boobs? A friend of his said that they're going to go public
with their relationship very soon. I thought it was already out there,
considering she was spotted recently doing the walk of shame from his house. Russell
doesn't jinx anything just yet. His pal added, "He doesn't want to talk about
it yet as he doesn't want to blow his chances."]
Well, well. I didn't see this one coming. That's what she said! Ah, it's never gets old - even after I've finally closed my eyes from a marathon with season five of The Office. Katy has her work cut out for her, if she's chooses to make this one last. Why? I present you with "the facts":
["I'm fed up with having fling after fling - I'm looking
for The One," he said. "I haven't found love yet because I've been
looking in the wrong places all these years. Now I'm desperately seeking her.
I'm a bit worried, as it will be difficult for them. They will have to tolerate
my insanity and madness. I want someone who will take care of me. They will
have to be a nice down-to-earth girl who will look after me. It will be a tough
job for her but I'm looking hard now."]
All kinds of wrong with that statement - and this union! However, why not have fun while it lasts?
[Photo Credit: Is it just me, or is there a lack of packaging in the bikini area? Oh wait, it's Katy's body and Russell's head. A two for one photo op!]
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