Corey Feldman is almost single again, y'all! Think of all the Goonies memorabilia that could be yours if you hooked up with him - try not to start a stampede. Here are the details: [E! Online is reporting that Susannah Feldman is claiming
"irreconcilable differences" as the reason that she no longer wants to be
married to Corey Feldman. I think it's cause she finally looked in the mirror
and realized that she's hot and he isn't. She wants spousal support and child
support (they have a 5-year-old son).]
In a somewhat surprising twist of fate, Feldman ended up the more together of The Two Coreys. Corey Haim, unfortunately, struggled with drugs and bankruptcy - a not uncommon trajectory seen among child actors. I saw Feldman's rock band back in the day - all I can say is "ouch" on that front. Touring with strippers does not make you a rock star. On the upside, perhaps he'll serenade you at dinner! I'm thinking this would be a perfect hookup for Britney Spears. You know, if that whole stable boyfriend/agent thing falls through. He can sing and dance, Brit! You'd better hurry though - Lindsay Lohan might try to nab this hot action if you don't get a move on it...
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