Miley Cyrus Becomes A "Qwitter" And Her Father Suffers A Mental Breakdown About It

In Google News, there are over 600 articles just about how Miley Cyrus stopped using Twitter a few days ago, which is...stupid & insane & ridiculous & baffling.

But quite not as [all those adjectives] as her father's crusade to plead his daughter to save the world or something.

Her very mature father, Billy Ray Cyrus, tweeted her saying, "we r countin on u," according to The Associated Press. Father Cyrus is apparently not stoked on Daughter Cyrus giving up Twitter because her co-star and rumored boyfriend suggested that it might be best.

Well, then the older one of the two (who I think is Billy Ray, but you never know, since he also talks like he hasn't left the eighth grade) said a number of other things, says The New York Daily News. Things such as...

- "I understand 'it is true that one bad apple spoils the bunch,' but listen to the words of your songs 'Stand...for what ya believe in'...Remember?"

- "Words can hurt worse than bullets. True. All the more reason to take this tool and tweet 'I'm comin to Chicago and askin kids to stop killin kids."

- "Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born 'Destiny Hope Cyrus' for a reason. You can't leave everyone now."

This whole thing is kind of uncomfortable. It's like listening to a man believe his child is a religious figure. Or, better/worse, he's making it sound like Miley Cyrus is a renowned human rights activist or something. Bleh. I wish he'd follow through and send Nelson Mandela a message that said, "Please, Mr. Mandela, get on Facebook. I mean, if u and me r going 2 change the world, then u need a Facebook! Also, will u b my Farmville neighbor? I need just 1 more for a blue ribbon."