Allegedly, of course. Those hair plugs aren't doing Jon Gosselin any favors - in fact they seemed to have cut off his ability to think clearly. The latest bright idea from one of the world's lamest dads? Emptying his estranged wife's bank account - you know, the bank account that helps fund the home that his children live in. What was TLC thinking when they decided to take Jon's name of the show? He's a great father! Details: [Jon Gosselin secretly withdrew more than $200,000 from a
joint bank account he shares with estranged wife Kate Gosselin, leaving her
with only $1000 in the account with which she routinely pays the family
bills. The children's bank account
was untouched. An existing court order prohibits Jon or Kate from
withdrawing money from the account without the consent of both parties. This
latest nasty turn of events in the Gosselin divorce saga comes on the heels of
an interview with Larry King, in which Jon apologized to Kate for recent
behavior, and said he wanted to put the breaks on the divorce. Jon was dropped
from the TLC reality series, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and retaliated by halting
production. Jon claims the change
of heart was due to an "epiphany" that the show was not in his children's best
interest.]
Geez, what's everyone getting so uptight about? I'm sure he just needed that money to woo one of the many young ladies he's been having sex with lately. Kate's such a bitch - why can't she let Jon have his fun? I can't believe she's not jumping at the chance to take this stud back...
[Photo Credit: Wow! Is it hot in here? I'm feeling flushed with desire from that hint of pectoral muscle lurking beneath the ubiquitous designer shirt...]
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