Jennifer Love Hewitt might need to take a lesson from her more confident onscreen personas. Something is seriously awry if even Jamie Kennedy is rumored to be cheating on her! Jennifer seems to focus so intently on "perfect love" that she'll accept any illusion that comes her way. She rolls like a pimp, gifting her boyfriends (they're all serious, by the way) with diamond jewelry. Though she acts like a man, she lacks the confidence of one. Ah, Love - she's a mystery wrapped in an enigma! There are conflicting theories, even in the least pressing of issues. Here's a few - first up by my pal at Crazy Days & Nights: [Earlier this month, I wrote about how Jamie Kennedy is
cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend Shannon Funk. Well, Fox
News spoke to one of Jamie's friends who said that Jamie is still talking to
Shannon and that Jennifer Love Hewitt is clueless about the whole cheating
thing.
Umm, Jennifer is a tabloid reader of epic proportions. There is no way
on this earth that she wouldn't be aware of the rumors and stories and the
world laughing at her. She knows. Even if she didn't read every piece of gossip
about herself someone would have told her.
Fox says that Jamie and Jennifer
went to party together on October 3rd. "Jamie is still hung up on Shannon
and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he
had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewitt], but Jen insisted
they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her
that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he's
pretty much checked out of the relationship."]
Don't start crying in your Bloody Mary just yet because this might not be true! Read on, courtesy of The Hollywood Gossip:
[According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the
abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his
ex-girlfriend... Shannon Funk! This is hilarious for multiple reasons:
(1) It's miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt. In
case you haven't noticed, there's a slight disparity in the attractiveness of
this couple.
(2) Funk is the former assistant of Britney Spears. In August
2007, she sold out to the tabloids, claiming a lesbian affair with the pop star
and telling the world that Britney was a terrible mother.
Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the
latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news.]
Oh, the boring plot thickens. Frankly I can't believe these two manage to stay on the radar at all. In a fit of insomnia I watched Jennifer's made-for-TV flick, Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber. She could barely act her way out of the paper bag that was meant to showcase her ability. It was quite a punishment for a sleepless night! And Jamie Kennedy? Well, his "success" just depresses me - if I'd know it was that easy to make it in Hollywood I would have tried that shit years ago.
[Photo Credit: The odds escape me.]
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