They're burning - burning, I tell you! Oh, wait everything is okay. I was just getting ready for them to burn in the event that this David Letterman sex tape exists. What's that, you ask? [A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old
star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position
(The tape
could end his marriage and) persuade worried CBS execs to hammer the final nail
into the talk-show host's late-night career - and could play a key role in the
trial of the producer who allegedly tried to blackmail him.
"If the tape makes
its way into the criminal case, it'll explode his marriage to smithereens,"
revealed a close source.
"It's one thing for him to have publicly admitted to
having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It's another to see
him in the throes of passion with one of those women.]
No need to fret or waste your hard-earned dollars on expensive eye protection - this report is via the National Enquirer. It appears we're safe... for now.
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