Paris Hilton & The Simple Life

rich-prosecco-parishilton.jpgSpeaking of Paris... She wants to share her fabulous lifestyle with the lowly public - the budget version, that is! The mouthy Hilton is the spokesperson for a bubbly wine - though, unlike the classy Scarlett Johansson, Hilton's version comes in a can! What am I saying? This choice is actually quite appropriate for the trashy heiress. Details

[After poor sales figures for the sparkling Prosecco and negative reviews from food critics, her product line has pretty much tanked. The Italian Agriculture Ministry launched a legal fight to ban the makers from calling the product a "rich prosecco" on the basis that it was not being served in a bottle and there's strict rules preventing sparkling prosecco from being sold in anything but a bottle. The makers have defended their product saying, "We'll just change its name - and we're talking with Paris about extending our contract to market the new product."]

I'm already reeling from starting my day with the E! True Hollywood Story (THS) The Hilton Sisters. If I knew it was so easy to be like them I would have created a red carpet path to my vagina lined with cans of faux Prosecco years ago. Every night can be an opening night! Ah, hindsight... 

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