[After poor sales figures for the sparkling Prosecco and
negative reviews from food critics, her product line has pretty much tanked.
The Italian Agriculture Ministry launched a legal fight to ban the makers from
calling the product a "rich prosecco" on the basis that it was not being served
in a bottle and there's strict rules preventing sparkling prosecco from being
sold in anything but a bottle. The makers have defended their product saying,
"We'll just change its name - and we're talking with Paris about extending our
contract to market the new product."]
I'm already reeling from starting my day with the E! True Hollywood Story (THS) The Hilton Sisters. If I knew it was so easy to be like them I would have created a red carpet path to my vagina lined with cans of faux Prosecco years ago. Every night can be an opening night! Ah, hindsight...

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