Puh-leeze!

Thumbnail image for lindsay-ali-sister-portrait.jpegThat's probably how Ali Lohan thinks "please" is spelled - she is gettin' some home schooling via Dina Lohan and we all know what a genius she's turned out to be. Never fear - according to the esteemed Lindsay Lohan, we don't have to worry about Ali. If there's one thing Linds is known for, it's her sound opinions. Read on

[We've been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events (but) according to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.
"She's tougher than I am," Linds told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister."
Already, Ali's got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework...
"She's really good about that," Lindsay says. "If I'm going out late, she'll go home early."]

I don't know how everyone in that family can turn a blind eye to this situation. Has anyone seen Lindsay benefit from this lifestyle? Sure, Ali may look thirty - but she's still a minor. We've still got at least three years before the Playboy pictorial. I guess Lindsay still has enough money leftover for a spankin' fake I.D. for her underaged sister - and enough cash and/or coke on hand to grease the palms of doormen...

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