See Ya At The Toothpick Races!

My favorite "news" item of the day is the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's "race to the altar!"  Because lord knows one will lose her shit if the other gets married first. Geez. These two are not only sisters, siblings, identical twins and best friends - they're also extremely media savvy. I don't believe it for one second. If anything, it's the other way around! Mary-Kate will encourage Ashley to get hitched before her (in a gesture of good will, of course) - and then attempt to outdo her with the hipster wedding of the century. Whoever takes the plunge first only leaves herself open to be surpassed by the other. That's the real scoop!