Somewhere Jennifer Aniston Is Laughing


Oooh, Brad Pitt is going to get in so much trouble with Angelina Jolie! Watch the clip above to see Brad's near miss on his brand-new motorcycle. Thank god he's okay - and I'm being totally serious on that front. Here are a few details on the accident, via Bitten & Bound

[Brad Pitt was driving around Beverly Hills when he lost control of his brand new motorcycle after a close encounter with a member of the paparazzi. The photographer reportedly cut Brad off in traffic. Pitt then attempted to weave between two cars and his handlebar clipped a parked vehicle. He lost his balance and ended up dumping the bike on its side, just hours after he took possession of the new wheels. Pitt was likely more embarrassed than upset by the mini crash. Pitt had words with the paparazzo and then walked into the courtyard of a nearby apartment building to get away from gathering photographers. He was picked up a short time later, leaving his bike at the curb until another assistant arrived on the scene to load it up into a black pickup truck.]

I wonder if he was on one of his many "desperately trying to get away from Angie" rides through the city. I'm sure she was haranguing him relentlessly about his party-boy ways. Damn you, Angelina Jolie - it's all your fault! I hope you're happy... And a sharp "shame on you" to the person who cut Brad off in traffic. You can't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs! I enjoy a good scoop as much as the next person - but not at the expense of someone's personal safety.

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