Sophia Law has arrived. No, it's not a new rule implemented by a society of Mean Girls - it's Jude Law's bastard child that he conceived with a woman he can barely remember! I can't decide if the baby momma is delusional or wildly optimistic. Here's the scoop: [Samantha Burke, baby mama of Jude Law's youngest daughter
Sophia, has negotiated a cover deal with HELLO! magazine for the first peek at
the couple's 5-week-old love child. The 25-year-old Floridian was reportedly paid $300,000 for a
photo shoot and interview.
According to the cover headline, Burke tells the full amazing story of
her affair with the actor.]
"Amazing story of her affair?" If that means "he saw a warm body and she saw dollar signs" then I'm sure it'll be quite a page-turner! I also love the quote on the cover:
["Jude hasn't met Sophia yet... but I am sure he will be a wonderful father.]
Indeed, by all accounts, he is a wonderful father - to the children he made with a woman who actually means something to him. If Samantha is expecting more than an occasional check in the mail, she's got another thing coming. And this time it won't be Jude! As for Law, I'm sure he wakes up everyday thinking, "Condoms, condoms. Must use condoms!"
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