The Whip Is In Place

megan-fox-brian.jpgMegan Fox is known more for her looks than her smarts. Talk about stating the obvious! Megan's common sense factor (or lack thereof) was in full swing recently. She and on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green went out in public and, despite donning a "disguise," Fox was instantly recognized. Umm, a hat doesn't really do the trick Megan! Even more hilarious? Green tried to duck out of photos after crowds began to recognize his girl. Your secret is out - we know you two are shagging! Details of the event

[What the ef is going on with Megan Fox and her whatever Brian Austin Green? The on-and-off-and-on twosome celebrated Halloween early by hitting up the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride in Calabasas late last night, getting the bejesus scared straight out of 'em by the terrifying thrill ride.

Meg tried dumbing down how friggin' recognizable she is by donning a hat, but that didn't really help--the crowd and crew knew that glossy-lipped face anywhere, and proceeded to take pics of her on their cameras and cell phones.

And how did Brian defend his ladylove from the constant shutterbugs? By literally jumping out of every photo. One source present on the scare site tells us, "Every time somebody wanted to take a photo of Meg, Brian would jump right out of the frame so they wouldn't be seen together."

A hayride ain't a red carpet, so we're not buying an excuse of Green graciously stepping out of the way so his honey could soak up the spotlight. Does Brian really not want us to know he and Meg are dating again? Because we already spotted the two of them backstage at the Scream Awards, lunching in the Valley, and smooching at the SNL after-party.]

I don't think public perception of whether or not she's single is going to stop her career. People think she's hot regardless of who she goes home to at night. If anything would mess up her Tinseltown experience, it would be the constant shit-talking! Keep in mind that this is the girl who compared her boss to Hitler and she's still working. I don't think loving up a former cast member of Beverly Hills 90210 is going to harm anything at this point! Enjoy yourselves, kids. 

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