A Lack Of Connection To Reality Must Be A Blast

Thumbnail image for mariah-carey-cleavage-assistant.jpgHello, Kitty lover and supercalifragilisticexpealdocious singer Mariah Carey is so rad. The rarified air around her is pink and clean, caterpillars spontaneously burst into fully-formed butterflies and the champagne is always flowing - all on command. Her diva-licious plan has only failed once. Check it out, via What Would Tyler Durden Do

[(Officials) have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre's Christmas lights.
(Her list of demands also) included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.
A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy.
Miss Carey, 39, also wants confetti shaped like butterflies to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.]

This list of demands was to fulfill an appearance to turn on the Christmas tree lights at a shopping centre in Britain, by the way. What selfish, unreasonable assholes. This is Mrs. Nick Cannon we are talking about here. Kittens, doves and waving a wand go together like peanut butter and jelly. Everybody knows that...

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