Countdown To Gwyneth Paltrow's Divorce

Thumbnail image for censored-paltrow-tit.jpgYou can fling all the perfect GOOP you want, Gwyneth Paltrow - it still won't save your marriage. Remember earlier this month when Chris Martin was spotted making out with Kate Bosworth backstage at a U2 concert? It was the hot scandal of the moment - and yet the story quickly dropped off the radar. I found that odd - and convenient. Of course, next thing ya know Kate was seen with rumored flame, Alexandar Skarsgard. Was Alexandar a pawn? Their pairing would have been an easy way to deflect tongues wagging about Bosworth and Martin. However, Skarsgard decided not to play ball - he issued a firm statement declaring his bachelor status. Now, in an interesting twist, Paltrow has compounded the mystery. She was halfway across the world on Thanksgiving - without her husband. Details from the fabulous Celebitchy

[Gwyneth attended the event without husband Chris Martin, and it happened to be the anniversary of her father Bruce's death, which she memorialized in this week's GOOP newsletter. Last night, glitterati flocked to Marrakesh, Morocco for the opening of a Chopard boutique at the La Mamounia Hotel. They got some huge names for the opening: Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Aniston, and Juliette Binoche were all in attendance. I guess no one celebrates Thanksgiving anymore?]

Celebrating Thanksgiving sans family and marking the anniversary of her father's death alone? Are we in agreement that, even if it's not still on, the Kate Bosworth/Chris Martin hookup definitely happened? Or was the money to appear at the Chopard event that good? Something is going on if Gwennie spent a holiday apart from her kids. Interesting side note? This is indeed the same party that brought Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom within orbit of each other. A few more Celebitchy deets: 

[Also, note this: Orlando and Aniston flew in on the same plane, and there was some minor gossip that the two of them were hooking up. Orlando made sure to pose with his girlfriend Miranda Kerr the whole night, and Jennifer Aniston was solo.]

Paltrow and Aniston have already shared Brad Pitt - perhaps these gals could become pals. Sounds like Gwyneth might have some time on her hands with which to make some new friends...

[Photo Credit: You're gonna need to work on shakin' your sexy out on the single's circuit.]

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