Just looking at Jon Gosselin (better identified by Litely Salted as "The Fat Asian Spencer Pratt) makes me feel so peaceful. How so? Mainly because I can stand tall knowing that I haven't abandoned my principles (or my children) in a quest to squeeze five more minutes out of my allotment of fame. Oh, that and I can touch my toes on my own. [Photo Credit: Be sure to visit Litely Salted, formerly Webster's is My Bitch. New name, same outstanding hilarity.]

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