I Really, Like, Wanna Help Children

Thumbnail image for megan-fox-front-scream-awards-wikipedia.jpgMegan Fox has found her purpose in life! Thank god - that really takes a load off my mind. According to her, her goal is charity work with children. According to reality, it's acting as much like Angelina Jolie, without actually being Angelina. Details

[Megan Fox is already eyeing a career out of the spotlight - she wants to devote her life to helping the less fortunate. The sexy actress has skyrocketed to fame starring in hit blockbusters including the Transformers franchise, but insists she won't feel fulfilled until she uses her high-profile to better the lives of others.

She says, "Overall, in terms of this business, I hope to gain the status that will enable me to be truly and legitimately helpful to people. I feel like that's my purpose in life, to do charity work and help people around the world on a global level. Being part of this business, you have so much influence and you can really make a difference. I'm drawn towards the idea of somehow helping children."]

Bitch, please! She doesn't even know how to verbalize what she supposedly wants to do. All she knows is, "Angelina does that, so I should too." I'm so tired of her. If I ever want to have a laugh or take a nap, I think of Megan Fox. At least she's good for something! Meanwhile, one nugget of truth has fallen from those beautiful lips - she admits, in print, that she is dating Brian Austin Green. Finally! I think I'd like her better if she could just be herself. What do you say, Megan? 

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