I'm Sure This Will Be A Great Help To Lindsay

Thumbnail image for michael-lohan-as-joseph-nativity.jpgMichael Lohan, Lindsay's annoying dad, appears to be going forward with his attempt to gain control over La Lohan's affairs. Does that mean he'll also start sleeping with Samantha Ronson and buffering their flings with random dick? Perhaps if it gives him more time in front of the press. I jest! Rather Michael is looking to pull a Jamie Spears. Details, via Evil Beet

["I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."]

Love the list of pills - thanks, Michael! I'm sure Lindsay, and the police, appreciate the public declaration. While I don't deny that Linds most likely needs an intervention, I don't know that Michael is the most qualified of people. It's a bit late to start trying to be a decent father now. Focus an Ali, the alleged minor. Mr. Lohan and I do agree on one thing - Lindsay has provided a sneak preview as to what regular use of Botox will provide for the aged. 

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