Though rift rumors between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie continue to surface on a near daily basis, that hasn't stopped the two from entering into a new business together. The duo have created a line of jewelry, exclusively for Asprey. The theme? Snakes. Apparently irony tastes like venom - now we know. Details, via the beloved Wendie at Evil Beet: [A publicist from Women's Wear Daily sent me a very serious
and earnest email today alerting me to the new Asprey jewelry collection with
pieces that are designed by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. All the pieces, including a baby spoon
that costs $525, have a snake motif. And I'm sitting here in my living room looking at the
pictures of this hellacious, hideous collection and all I can think is
this: The people at Asprey - one
of the most world-renowned purveyors of fine jewelry - really thought it would
be a good idea for the two most infamous cheaters to hook up on a movie set and
ditch their spouses since Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton (ironically,
against the backdrop of Cleopatra ... asp anyone?), to design a line of jewelry
centered around snakes? Snakes? Snakes.]
If there's one thing Angie has got, it's a giant pair of brass balls. As for Brad, we all know he took a big ole' bite of the forbidden fruit and loved it. (Yes, it's a crafty biblical serpent reference.) Too bad it's rotten now. Click here for a gallery of photos, starring the snake-inspired line of baubles.
[Photo Credit: Hisssss]
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